January 7, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 7, 2014 14:33:58 Posted at January 7, 2014 14:33:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Andrea who rescued a one-eyed Titan and then was protected by him for 11 years – given where he came from and what he looked like when he arrived, can you imagine how happy he was waking up every day a part of your family? Of course he defended you that time. It wasn’t even a choice for him. It was just what he did – which was to love you back the way you loved him. Those are the greatest relationships: the ones you never, ever doubt. Not a loss then, not really. It was a gift for both of you that you had each other. And when you find that, it’s almost too much to ask that it be forever. So as the Titan rests, know that he would have never wanted anything more.

"Happy birthday to our beautiful resident Brit, Meg, from all of her gossipy ladies. We love you more than Leslie Knope loves waffles, and miss you dearly when you're away on mini-breaks. We hope your new year ahead gives you lots of quality time with Barry, Molly and the new love of your life, your Naked eye palette. We also hope it brings you all the perfect cups of tea (NO SUGAR), beautiful vintage floral fabrics, and absolutely nothing that is pants. And remember, even though you're a year older, you can take comfort in the fact that you'll always be super youthful compared to Capaldi (Hope made us write that)."

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