What is your hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:01:36 January 29, 2010 08:01:36

Jared Leto showed up at a Calvin Klein event last night trying to resurrect his acting career with his hair… I guess. For someone like Robert Pattinson and the hair hysteria that exploded ovaries in tandem with his meteoric rise, it worked in that case because it seemed genuine. He just has messy hair. He twitchily can’t stop touching it, an attribute that is almost accidentally endearing.

Jared Leto is no accident. From the gel and the eyeliner to the scarf and the shiny blazer, this is a vain twat scrambling to find salvation from the ruins of an Ebola infestation. And failing miserably. Because it’s totally contrived. And completely incongruous to his other identity, that of badass fringe punk rocker with a f-ck you attitude toward conformity, convention, and the mainstream. Bitch, you’re making love to your own hair. Do you know who you are?


Photos from Wenn.com and Jen Lowery /Splashnewsonline.com


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