Jared Leto: Worst Globes Speech, Best Messy Bun

January 13, 2014 09:33:32 Posted at January 13, 2014 09:33:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Of all the messy buns at the Globes last night, including Gwyneth Paltrow’s, who wore it better than Jared Leto? His date was his brother, Shannon. And if I were Shannon I would have told him to remove the silk scarf.

So Jordan Catalano is an Oscar front-runner. At this point, it doesn’t look like anyone can touch him, unless Michael Fassbender starts making a major play after Thursday which seems unlikely and here we are. Jordan Catalono might win an Oscar. Jordan Catalano, Oscar winner. Can you believe it?

Well, he needs to start working on a better speech. Because the one he threw down last night about waxing and Brazilians and his “other dreams” was some weak sh-t. Like, if you’re going to get up there to remind people that you’re a rock star too, then BE A ROCK STAR. Where’s the charisma? An easy waxing joke is not charismatic. It’s really, really lame. But he has the Critics’ Choice, the SAGs, and the BAFTAs to keep working on it. 

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