Jared Leto Gossip

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High concentration of skeeze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2010 08:28:32 October 15, 2010 08:28:32

A very thin Jared Leto was shooting an ad for Hugo Boss yesterday in New York when Spittle rolled up and sprayed him. Gross. But why does Jared look so... hungry? Oh and by the way, he thinks fans of his band are, um, more cerebral than others. Like instead of wanting to f-ck him, what they really want is to read to him Full Story

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It’s really a shame about that infection...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2010 07:03:53 September 1, 2010 07:03:53

And the fact that he’s a vain douche. Because Jared Leto is beautiful. Ageless too. Here he is bike riding in New York yesterday with toned arms and such great bone structure, trying to make you forget that he’s carrying around a bad case of Ebola Paris Hilton infection that SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN simply because he’s so goodlooking. Full Story

Jared Leto is TRYING

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2010 09:29:32 July 6, 2010 09:29:32

So f-cking hard. Even the Alba Bitch seems to be taken aback by his Try. And she’s no stranger to Try. This is Jared Leto sitting beside Jessica Alba at the Dior show in Paris yesterday screaming ME ME ME ME ME ME ME. It’s more than just the hair. It’s the way he’s holding his body too. Full Story

Front Row TryHards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2010 07:55:00 February 15, 2010 07:55:00

It’s Fashion Week. And at the Calvin Klein show yesterday, four douches tryharded in the front row, creating a collective air of desperation that blanketed the clothes. Let’s start from right to left. It’s Jared Leto, big ass poseur hair, pretending people still want to make movies with him. Full Story

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What is your hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2010 08:01:36 January 29, 2010 08:01:36

Jared Leto showed up at a Calvin Klein event last night trying to resurrect his acting career with his hair… I guess. For someone like Robert Pattinson and the hair hysteria that exploded ovaries in tandem with his meteoric rise, it worked in that case because it seemed genuine. He just has messy hair. Full Story

Kristen Stewart rejects Ebola Victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 09:10:45 January 26, 2010 09:10:45

Two years ago at Sundance Jared Leto not only allowed himself to become infected by Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, he also allowed himself to be photographed doing so. Their faces mashed together, their tongues fused by saliva, captured by the cameras, preserved in perpetuity. Two years ago, Jared Leto’s career died. Full Story

No entry for victims of Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2009 09:14:47 January 13, 2009 09:14:47

The Globes, the parties… Let’s start with Jared Leto. Jared Leto’s career died about a year ago after he was photographed kissing Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton at Sundance. You can read its obituary here Full Story

The Prince and the Riffraff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:32:00 April 28, 2008 00:32:00

Prince played Coachella this weekend…how f&cking amazing is that??? The man is pure sex and talent. Love, love, love. Unfortunately his royal presence was contaminated by the arrival of that diseased skank Ebola Paris Hilton who showed up hand in hand with Benji Madden. And because Ebola’s infection has been spread far and wide, awkward avoidance was apparently the name of the game as Jared Leto was at Coachella too and the last time he saw her, he ended up putting his tongue in her mouth and killing his career forever Full Story

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Ugly, Pregnant, and Douche at Grey Goose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2008 08:34:24 February 21, 2008 08:34:24

As mentioned yesterday, the hottest party in town this week is at Soho House Grey Goose Club - a few photos of celebrity guests last night are attached. First the gorgeous America Ferrara no makeup and SOOOOO pretty! Am so jealous about that hair. Next…the Alba Bitch and her growing bump glowing in her expectant state and showing off an expanding chest. Full Story

Cuthbert’s Career Cut Short

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2008 05:51:48 January 31, 2008 05:51:48

It appears Elisha Cuthbert’s career has gone the way of Jared Leto"s. Because while Elisha and Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton have always been tight, until now Elisha has yet to allow Ebola’s deadly fluids to infect her. Full Story

Jared Leto: Career Obituary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2008 00:00:00 January 22, 2008 00:00:00

Jared Leto earned a loyal following after his turn on My So Called Life as Jordan Catalano. He then caught the attention of filmmakers in Requiem for a Dream and walked among the Hollywood elite after striking up a friendship with Brad Pitt during shooting for Fight Club, securing an invitation to the Pitt/Aniston wedding alongside then-girlfriend and superstar Cameron Diaz. Full Story