You know who Jennifer Garner is? Jennifer Garner is Tracy Flick, with a lot more game, and she’s happy to play it in the background. Come on. Garner has delivered in the last 6 months like no one else, non? And to all her constituents. From Oscar voters to the MiniVan Majority, in mom jeans and baseball caps, at the school track meet and on the awards circuit, Jennifer Garner is the one who’s winning. Full Story

Polarising issue. We’ve talked about this before. And it’s one of those things that may be unfair to be judgy about, but still. Adults at Disneyland. Alone. No kids. Yes or no? It’s a loud NO and Gross from this corner over here. Even if Ryan Gosling is the one taking you. Full Story

Anne Hathaway will host Saturday Night Live tomorrow -- her third time. Here she is during a promotional shoot for the show. Is Sudeikis looking super hot lately or what? And did Annie have a growth spurt or is she wearing heels while Rihanna (musical guest) is in flats? I can’t wait to watch this. Full Story

These are the first shots of Jennifer Aniston in costume in North Carolina on the set of We’re The Millers. She plays a hooker enlisted by Jason Sudeikis to create a fake family on a cross country road trip to transport pot. Emma Roberts is the daughter. Jen, presumably, is the wife, and, predictably, they probably fall in love. Full Story

I hate geoblocking so f-cking much.Which means no, I’ve only seen clips here and there of Kristen Wiig’s final Saturday Night Live. Will have to wait until I get home. And before you ask, Hulu doesn’t work either. And I’m not clicking on random streams in Europe because last year they fried my computer. Full Story

As you know, I don’t care about who fathered January Jones’s baby. I should. But she is beige. You throw some girl sh-t onto her however, and, well, girl sh-t never sucks.January showed up to Vanity Fair last night. Jason Sudeikis, who was, at one time, rumoured to be the sire, was there too. With his new bonafide Olivia Wilde. Full Story

LOVE THIS PICTURE SO MUCH! Jennifer Aniston showed up with her brand new boyfriend Justin Theroux at the MTV Movie Awards afterparty last night at Soho House. So they’re public now. Already? The MTV Movie Awards – this is not Jen’s usual scene. Oh I see. Are we still using that playbook? Really? Jennifer Aniston has a movie coming out. Full Story

Definitely thinner lately, right? Just me? Ryan Reynolds was in Vegas for CinemaCon yesterday to promote The Green Lantern (with Blake Lively, more on her later) and to collect his award for Male Star of the Year. As you can see, he has a new shorter haircut. I’m telling you, his face looks a lot more drawn. Full Story

SNL’s Seth Meyers and Jason Sudeikis were courtside at the Knicks game last night. I like it that they spend time together outside of work. I don’t know, celebrity friends just make me happy, although I do wonder how tight they are. Because I’ve heard loose reports that Jason can be kinda dicky. Full Story