Best Hair: Javier Bardem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

Bet your boob job Tom Cruise is jealous of Penelope Cruz. Bet your boob job, he wishes they could swap beds. And can you blame the GMD?

Javier Bardem is horny-lookin’ mofo, non? Damn!

Can year him speaking? In your ear? All sexy and Spanish and sh*t, getting you caliente in all the right places? It’s almost too much to stand, you know? Wonder if Tom Cruise had to excuse himself during Javier’s acceptance speech last night.? Because no amount of Xenu Juice could have stopped that quiver.


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