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Pene Cat Tail in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2008 00:00:00 February 10, 2008 00:00:00

Penelope Cruz is in Berlin for Elegy – total gorgessity at the photo call with Ben Kingsley and on the carpet for the premiere. LOVE the nude pumps. Not sure about that train. Reminds me of a puffy cat’s tail – am expecting it to start purring. Or maybe that’s the point. Maybe that’s sexy? Unfortunately Javier wasn’t around to be the judge. Full Story

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Weekend Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2008 09:35:37 February 8, 2008 09:35:37

The new cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring the two sure bets at for this year’s Oscars. It seems a foregone conclusion that Daniel Day-Lewis will take Best Actor and Javier Bardem will take Best Supporting… Even George Clooney has conceded: “If you want my honest opinion, I think it’s going to be Daniel Day-Lewis. Full Story

Best Hair: Javier Bardem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2008 00:00:00 January 28, 2008 00:00:00

Bet your boob job Tom Cruise is jealous of Penelope Cruz. Bet your boob job, he wishes they could swap beds. And can you blame the GMD? Javier Bardem is horny-lookin’ mofo, non? Damn! Can year him speaking? In your ear? All sexy and Spanish and sh*t, getting you caliente in all the right places? It’s almost too much to stand, you know? Wonder if Tom Cruise had to excuse himself during Javier’s acceptance speech last night. Full Story

No Country Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 28, 2007 00:00:00 November 28, 2007 00:00:00

No Country for Old Men is the most critically film of the year positioning Javier Bardem and a surprising Josh Brolin as possible Oscar contenders. Javier always. But Josh? Yes…Josh. Now no longer known as just Barbra Streisand’s stepson and Diane Lane’s husband who may or may not be a wife beater stemming from an incident during which the cops were called to the house on domestic abuse claims, Josh is finally the centre of his own attention. Full Story

On Pene, On Javier, On McConaughey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 22, 2007 10:53:04 November 22, 2007 10:53:04

Love the clashing red and pink tights. Not crazy about her expression – does she look constipated? And the weird cutting out of her head…it’s unnatural. And cheap. I just called Anna Wintour cheap. Room temperature has just plummeted. As for Pene – still hot and heavy with Javier Bardem who most of you insist is NOT gay. Full Story

Matt Damon: The Sexiest Man Alive 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2007 06:32:11 November 14, 2007 06:32:11

Three weeks ago I called it and it’s about time. Matt Damon can now stand up to his friends George Clooney and Brad Pitt and tell them he’s finally a member of the club. Only they have TWO. Which what they’ll lord over his head for the next few years until he gets his second. Snort. Full Story

Spanish Quiveration on the Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2007 00:00:00 November 5, 2007 00:00:00

Javier Bardem has 2 Oscar-contending films this season: the Coen Brothers’ latest No Country for Old Men and Love in the Time of Cholera, either of which could earn Javier his second nomination. Here he is at the premiere of No Country last night without his girlfriend (or beard, some would say) Penelope Cruz. Full Story

Catalina Full of Grace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

LOVED Maria Full of Grace. If you haven’t seen it, you must …if for no other reason than to witness the beginning of what promises to be an amazing career. Catalina Sandino Moreno is a star. Here she is last week at the 2007 Hispanic Heritage Awards – total gorgessity and also, if memory serves, a one time one night partner with Jakey G. Full Story

Pene loves Javy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2007 06:23:01 October 10, 2007 06:23:01

A new smutty kink for those who believe Pene’s a lesbian ... Spanish gossips are reporting that she’s hooked up with the sizzling hotness of Javier Bardem and Hola Magazine claims this photo of them together on the beach confirm their romance. Perfect couple, non? Me lovey! No but seriously… Javier Barden is unbelievable. Full Story

All Men ...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2007 12:00:00 July 30, 2007 12:00:00

Flock to Scarjo. Justin Timberlake, Ryan Reynolds, Woody Allen wishes, Benicio del Toro in an elevator, and now co-starring with Javier Bardem. Here they are shooting in Spain. I really want them to be doing it…is that pervy?  Full Story

Holding her own…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2007 12:00:00 July 13, 2007 12:00:00

Umbrella. Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. Sorry. But seriously…are you shocked? A celebrity holding her own umbrella? How often does that happen? Here’s Penelope Cruz looking gorgeous on her way to a photo shoot in NYC battling the rain. Yes…I too love the jeans. Pene has been working on Woody Allen’s latest with Scarlett Johansson. Full Story