In LA the other day, trying to go incognito. If the Kazakh-stache throws you off, perhaps you prefer him with less pubis? Even though pubis is worth more than gold in the Motherland?
Here’s another shot – and don’t bother denying it. My man is the hotness, though I’m a wee perturbed that he drives a Mini Cooper.
Not exactly the most loin quiverating car in the universe, in’it?