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Cam in the Land of Hello Kitty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 28, 2007 00:00:00 May 28, 2007 00:00:00

Cameron Diaz promoting Shrek in Taipei and Tokyo, body looking fitter than ever. Check her out from the side in that gold dress… statuesque beyond belief. My people love blonde and leggy, no doubt the Hello Kitties were losing their sh-t, lunchboxes and pencil cases flying open for autographs, adding to the proportions of her already gargantuan ego. Full Story

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Dear Gossips,

The amazing thing about Cannes is how random it is. There are the mega-celebrities, there are the international superstars – having finally seen Aishwarya Rai in person…now I totally get it. Woman is beyond beautiful.

But then there’s Billy Zane. Billy who? Exactly. Only thing I can recall about Billy Zane without Google is that he was the bad guy in Titanic…and if you have to be Googled to be remembered, do you really count? Especially if you’re a total cheeseball?

And then there’s that Victoria Silvstedt woman – some kind of pin up doll I would have never known but for a pappy video taken of her several months ago getting, um, culinarily sampled in the nether regions by an old rich fart. Next thing you know, she shows up last night at the Opening Ceremony during the VIP portion of the arrivals… WTF?

But enough of the D List. There were models and billionaires everywhere, there were actors everywhere, and then there was Juliette Binoche.

There are no words for Juliette Binoche. An Oscar for The English Patient, yes, but for me it will always be The Unbearable Lightness of Being and of course: It’s your favourite. Did you love Chocolat?

Wednesday – posting between screenings and shoots. Seinfeld today! Check back often, scroll down for a late post you may have missed...

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. Over two weeks in Cannes requires a lot of clothing. My thanks and love to Heather at Kiss & Makeup for styling me at the last minute! Kiss & Makeup will be adding apparel to the growing list of goodies at the apothecary. Kiss & Makeup Apparel launches soon and they will have the line that everyone wants: Alice + Olivia. I’m telling you, if you haven’t already, try the pants. The pants fit like no other…even for someone carrying around 12 pounds of not smoking, the pants rock ass. Also my new obsession – my Cynthia Vincent shoes, see attached below, available now at Kiss & Makeup. Will wear these for Jakey G and Daniel Craig in a few days. Hopefully both at the same time.

About Jake & Diane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2007 00:00:00 May 17, 2007 00:00:00

Always thought Diane Kruger was a bit overrated. I mean seriously… Helen of Troy? Maybe a little underwhelming? Last night was no exception – obviously the assy fake bun hairdo had a lot to do with it. And the dress too. Made her look like a 50 year old socialite. Which is wonderful for a 50 year old socialite, not so much for a 30 year old glam actress. Full Story

Opening Cannes!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2007 00:00:00 May 16, 2007 00:00:00

Just got back from the opening ceremony – killer activity on the Croisette tonight. Not only on the carpet but further along the beach… Jerry Seinfeld...and Jakey Gyllenhaal too! I will say this: he deserves his spot on the Freebie Five. Especially now in the flesh. And the most surprising quiveration coming from the most unlikely source…more on that later. Full Story

Legendary Hotness and his Children

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2007 00:00:00 May 15, 2007 00:00:00

Look at him walking. Look at his pants. Brad Pitt is all-time, you know? And then when you throw the kids in there? Come on…the man is a Legend. Here he is collecting the children from school. Check out Maddox and his crafty smile, check out Brad grinning back. But on this occasion, nothing beats Zahara. Full Story

Posh Hair on a Lemon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

She poses so hard I can almost hear her – Renee Zellweger. As you can see, she’s rockin’ the Posh ‘do. And it looks great. Contrary to others though, she wasn’t nearly as attractive in person as she is in these photos. I can hardly believe it’s the same person. For starters, she’s scary, scary thin. Full Story

The Train of the Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2007 00:00:00 May 8, 2007 00:00:00

Lucy Liu came with Zac Posen, as many celebrities arrived on the arm of the designers who dressed them. You can see him adjusting her train here - the most spectacular train, like, ever. Again, the images don’t capture it adequately. I mean the detail of every ruffle, each piece was like an individual handcrafted flower…so magnificent, like art on a body, and the way it clung to every inch of her - tonight she was the Asian of the Night. Full Story

I Love You Roger Ebert

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

I’m a cold hearted bitch but even I cried a little. Roger Ebert in his own words: My Ninth Annual Overlooked Film Festival opens Wednesday night at the University of Illinois at Urbana, and Chaz and I will be in attendance. This year I won’t be speaking, however, as I await another surgery. Full Story

Please Stop Talking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2007 12:00:00 April 20, 2007 12:00:00

All of them. Please. Shut the f&ck up. So Britney fired Larry Rudolph, apparently blaming him for sending her to rehab, refusing to be accountable for her own trainwreck. Word is, she deliberately leaked news of his dismissal with friends and associates last week and then of course arranged that paparazzi video message the other day sarcastically refuting tabloid tales about her downfall. Full Story

Hermy D pops zits in public??!!??

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 19, 2007 12:00:00 April 19, 2007 12:00:00

Back to the bottom of the list. Hanging out with Ebola last night...and also squeezing her pimples in a public washroom? It’s a f&cking shame this man gets to wear the clothes she does. A F&CKING SHAME. As reported by a spy to Us Weekly, Cam was at Teddys last night, dancing up a storm…embarrassingly so. Full Story

Welcome Back Rachel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Honoured this weekend at the GLAAD awards, dressed per usual in black, but this time, Jennifer Aniston managed to avoid looking boring. Actually rather sexy, non? And it’s all because of the body. A much healthier body. A body more similar to the early-Friends Rachel, before she met Brad, before the ghost of Gwyneth haunted her diet, and eroded her self esteem, sending her straight to the Zone, followed by a steady stream of lemons and cigarettes. Full Story