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BORAT!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2006 12:00:00 September 8, 2006 12:00:00

I.Am.In.Love. Seriously, the man is a star! Just came back from working the premiere tonight and his show was the hottest ticket so far – harder to get than Babel! The crowd went wild for him, absolutely frickin’ wild, and I’m telling you, Borat did not disappoint, although the projector screwed up the screening and had to be rescheduled. Full Story

Most Useless Piece of Sh*t: Kevin Federline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2006 12:00:00 September 1, 2006 12:00:00

I was so thrilled to see Britney, she really really looked amazing. And then dirtbag had to come in the shot and soil the experience. Did you see him? Did you see the flippant look on his face as he was announcing Beyonce’s win? Beyonce. Accomplished on her own and also Jay Z"s girlfriend. Jay Z, who should be hero worshipped by that fool! Instead, he played like it was beneath him, like opening that envelope was distasteful, like the Sony Music contract Full Story

Angelina"s beautiful cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 30, 2006 12:00:00 August 30, 2006 12:00:00

I"m telling you - only she could make this sh*t work. Click here for her Shiseido ad and prepare to be mesmerised. And that"s the thing about Angelina Jolie, isn"t it? You know it"s bad, you know it"s practically Hoff Mimi all rolled in to one, and yet there she is, with that knockout face, that come hither expression, the "I know you want me" look, and it"s like … ok, so it"s cheesy…but who the f*ck cares when it"s Angelina Jolie? Full Story

Thursday, August 10, 2006 Dear gossips, Thrilling day in smut, especially since Janice Min and her clever staff at Us Weekly are takin" it hard to Hollywood and the publicity machine and, at least by showbiz standards, quite literally declaring WAR. Or is it? I do love a great conspiracy, don"t you? Read on, gossips, read on. In today"s issue: the contentious engagement, the elusive photos, The Departed, the Posh, the Pitt, some Rachel, and a double shot of Becks and Zizou. Be still our quivering loins.

The Daily Zizou: Toujours Zizou

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2006 12:00:00 August 10, 2006 12:00:00

I love the word TOUJOURS. It"s so full of promise, a word that literally blooms off a page. And when he says it? Oh heaven. Thanks to Natasha, two more Volvic ads designed for the express purpose of loin explosion. Between Becks, Brad, and now this, I honestly don"t know how we"re expected to handle the heat. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Rachel Bilson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2006 12:00:00 August 9, 2006 12:00:00

Overshadowed by Mischa and undeservedly so. Perhaps it"s because she"s not a drama queen, perhaps it"s because she doesn"t roll with the Slut Anorexic Bridage, perhaps it"s because she has a long term, maybe gaybe plagued relationship that doesn"t get a lot of tabloid ink. But style for style, face for face, instinct for instinct Rachel Bilson is second to no one. Full Story

Nicole Richie: style style style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2006 12:00:00 August 4, 2006 12:00:00

Call me Cruise but I think she"s a little little fuller. A LITTLE. A TEENSY BIT. Not a whole lot, so chillax, ok? I"m not saying she"s there yet, I"m just saying she"s on her way. I hope. On a different note, can we talk a quick sec about her style? LOVE her style. LOVE her choices. Even love her buggy glasses - so much more creative and original than Par-ee, although the credit probably goes all to Rachel Zoe - is she still working with her these days? Anyway, case in point, check out these shoes. Full Story

The Daily Connery: The Footballers sing-a-long!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2006 12:00:00 August 4, 2006 12:00:00

For a refresher on what the Daily Connery is, please click here. And how I love szkent for sending this along. You.Will.F&cking.Die. Almost all your favourites lending their voices for good. Except it is SOOOOO bloody cheesy and SOOOO bloody brilliant! My favourite is the part where that one dude, I can"t remember his name, whips around to do his part - like Beyonce, only without the sequins. Full Story

The Daily Zidane: Zizou on Film!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2006 12:00:00 August 3, 2006 12:00:00

This is for Jeff - mille fois merci! So did you know there"s a ZIZOU MOVIE??? 90 minutes of Zizou for the duration of an entire match, 17 cameras, one man, one legend. It premiered unofficially at Cannes in May, it premieres officially at the Edinburgh Film Festival on August 16, and you bet your boob job I"ll be on top of that sh*t as soon as it crosses the pond. Full Story

Tori Spelling: karmic downsizing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2006 12:00:00 August 2, 2006 12:00:00

Karma works in mysterious ways. And karmic payback is meticulously devised. Pedestrian homewreckers like Claire Danes can expect premature beauty evaporation - a tragic fate for a fetching young star. Others have been cursed with - gasp! - a new unremovable layer of fat, forever limiting career opportunities, resulting in lifetime exile the sub-B list, a Hollywood horror unto itself. Full Story

Elisha Cuthbert: beautiful but blind

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2006 12:00:00 August 2, 2006 12:00:00

Trace Ayala, by all accounts, is a loyal friend and rather low key player. No, not the most exciting looking fellow by any stretch, but I"m telling you…anything is better than Sean Avery and any hockey fan will tell you the same: the man is a tool. Worse than a tool, he"s a bigot. Anti French Canadian, anti black, he verbally attacked Trevor Linden, one of the most beloved players in the game, and to top it all off…he"s a DIVER and when you"re cut from Canadian ice, when you play our national game, and you get FINED for p&ssy conduct like diving, you know you"re dealing with sh*ttest of the sh*t. Full Story