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Keith will be a Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

Nicole & Keith confirmed through her publicist and People Magazine today that they have indeed returned to Australia to get married. It will apparently be a Catholic ceremony for friends and close family only, including billionaires and other highly influential non relatives because …well…what good is marrying up if you can’t make use of your wife’s contacts right away? Anyway, as you would expect, local and international pappies have descended upon Sydney, eager to capture every pre and post moment of the worst kept wedding secret in showbiz. Full Story

Zeta & Family in LA

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2006 12:00:00 June 19, 2006 12:00:00

Riiiight. So now we know why Michael was rocking that grizzly beard for so long! Is it just me or does his skin look younger than it has in years??? Still…no matter how much cutting he endures, it will never make me change my mind about how she wasted her breathtaking beauty on a wrinkled sack of perv like Michael Douglas. Full Story

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Strong and Not is not Catherine Zeta Jones. You seriously think that geriatric has enough energy to hit her? Where"s he going to find any extra juice to put the slap on his wife when he"s so busy directing every last ounce of blood down to his aging mojo??? Big shout out to Josh Rosen and the girls at Sharpe Blackmore. I"ll be in Toronto very soon. Does this mean you"re taking me out for a drink? Fresh smut Tuesday. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey
Saturday, May 20, 2006 Dear gossips, It is impossible to exaggerate how spectacular the South of France is. Impossible. My husband is in love, mostly because he’s seen many many bare sunbathing breasts. I am in love because, as it turns out, Nice is also shopping mecca. Huge mall, a thousand adorable shoppes scattered about - Heaven exists in a thousand forms, n’est-ce pas? Got a glimpse of the back of Beyonce’s head yesterday and wasn’t about to fight a million other people to look at her cheesy red carpet dress. I mean really… pulling out that House De-rayray sh*t in America is one thing. Slapping on your mother’s budget ass creations for the ultra chic French is another matter entirely. When is this girl going to grow some taste? Anyway, it’s the weekend and Lohan is supposedly in town. I think Kiki’s already here as well. And shocker of all shockers – Bai Ling has also graced Cannes with her diseased poon. Other more respectable Asians representing include Michelle Yeoh and Zhang Ziyi. However, since I have no hope in hell of resembling either of those two beauties with any remote possibility, I have endeavoured to impersonate Bai in the hopes of securing entry into an exclusive bash (can’t believe they actually let her IN to some of those places) - all in the name of good gossip, bien sur. Will keep you posted – if I can find a way to get online. Hate the Wi-Fi provider here. Some schmucky company called “Orange” which is a total ripoff. And as much as I love delivering the smut, the thought of parking myself in McDonald’s for 5 hours to jump on the other wireless network isn’t exactly appetising. Promise to try my best. In today’s pre-star stalking Saturday edition: harsh words for Britney’s mama, harsh words for Tyra, Uma turns my Sapphic crank, Sofia at Cannes, and the incredible ass of Rebecca Romijn.

Halle Berry is budget all over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2006 12:00:00 May 16, 2006 12:00:00

That weave must go. SOOO ghetto, don’t you think??? As for the budget dress - I don’t care who designed it. Anything that looks this tacky and this cheap, that gives Halle THE BODY a bulge is wrong, wrong, wrong. Pregnancy rumours? Sure, fire ‘em up again. Especially since it would mean she’s making sweet, Zeus-approved love with that total sex god Gabriel Aubrey. Full Story

The Daily Malnourished: Kate Bosworth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2006 12:00:00 May 14, 2006 12:00:00

Poor Kate must have been having a fat day. Because starvation can sometimes lead to weird gas and weird gas can lead to bloating and bloating can drive young actresses to depression – the worst combination for a public outing. Love the sucking lips expression, common among those who’ve sworn off food forever. Full Story

Behind Baby Scandal #2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2006 12:00:00 April 11, 2006 12:00:00

Warring tabloids and a motherload of spin to sift through. As usual, Britney’s in the thick of it. Let’s to it, shall we? The ever reliable Star Magazine released their latest cover today – huge headlines blaring: Brit’s Baby Fractures Skull! According to Bonnie Fuller, wee Kevtwan LaBritnius fell off his high chair several days ago and when his concerned parents noticed 6 days later that his nap time had suddenly increased, they took him to the hospital where it was determined he had suffered a “minor skull fracture and a blood clot. Full Story

Charlize & Stuart in Turkey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2006 12:00:00 April 9, 2006 12:00:00

Though I"ve never been there, I"ve heard Turkey is a delight. Turkish readers are even more of a delight. And having Turkish readers reading my column is the most delightful thing of all. Straight goods from Istanbul (thanks Z!) is that after a very brief split over spawning, Charlize and Stuart spent the last week of March and the first few days of April in Southern Turkey, enjoying the solar eclipse and shopping for local arts and crafts. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Kristy Swanson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2006 12:00:00 April 9, 2006 12:00:00

It"s official: Buffy is ugly. Buffy homewreckers are even uglier. Lucky for Kristy, she happens to be both. Not that I particularly relish spending time on Z-list celebrities and their figure skating affairs but if I were the now defunct Mrs. Eisler, who was pregnant with his child when he left her for this old has-been, I"d take particular pleasure in seeing this tramp looking like a washed up bloated hooker. Full Story

An open letter to Casey B

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2006 12:00:00 April 4, 2006 12:00:00

Way back on January 8th, I wrote an article about Chad Michael Murray titled “Chad Michael Murray is a moron”. This prompted a very angry message from Young Casey B and several others who came out swinging in defense of their idol. Among the highlights of Casey’s particular argument – other than calling me a dillhole – was that I needed to get my facts straight. Full Story

Jen & Vince in Chicago

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2006 12:00:00 March 30, 2006 12:00:00

Thanks to the lovely Susan Z for passing these along. Bystander photos of Jen and Vince doing reshoots for The Break Up in Chicago. According to the photographer, Vince is “really hot and a lot skinnier”, while Jen is quite attractive and very, very thin. Have to tell you, as much as I don’t want to, this film will mark the 2nd time in my life that I am willing to pay for a Jennifer Aniston movie. Full Story