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Jen. Dude. This is old.
Every time it’s time to sell a movie her publicist sets her up with a new man. Or an old man. Or a co-star. If she’s so FABULOUS AT 40! why can’t she survive with no man? It’s incongruous to the message. Then again, logic has never been Team Aniston’s strong suit.
So you know she and Spittle Gerry are releasing a new movie in March. It’s called The Bounty. If you’ve seen the trailer, you know it’ll suck sh-t. Now comes word, conveniently, that the two were grinding up backstage at the Globes after throwing back the Moet:
"At one point, they were making out in the kitchen. They were attached at the hip all night. They definitely seemed very couple-y. Producers for the show were actually laughing about it over their walkie-talkies."
Just to make sure it’s not lost on you that Jen is FABULOUS AT 40! there was also an item on People.com about her getting chatty with former co-star Jakey Gyllenhaal, like it’s a f-cking penis forest in her life and she’s not desperate at all.
It’s embarrassing to me that she has to resort to this. It’s even more embarrassing that some women are relating to it.
More photos attached of Pity & Spittle trying to sell it at the Globes. And The Bounty trailer is below. Sweet Jesus, it’s like the same person who worked on SJP and The Morgans applied the sh-t light to Aniston too. She spends way too much money on her skin to have it come out looking this hag.