Viewers vs Critics

March 19, 2010 12:12:47 Posted at March 19, 2010 12:12:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Bounty Hunter is getting KILLED by the critics. It’s a f-cking bloodbath. At press time the movie is registering just 10% on Rotten Tomatoes and an even weaker 5% among Top Critics, most of whom seem downright exasperated by Jennifer Aniston’s latest cinematic piece of sh-t. Like, they’re being so mean I almost feel badly for her.

Note to Jennifer Aniston: stop playing with your hair! That's not acting, it's playing with your hair. – Richard Roeper

Inexplicably, Butler continues to get work in romantic comedies despite his limited range and boorish persona. – Chicago Reader

When it comes to Aniston, maybe it's simply time to settle and stop asking her to be The Good Girl anymore -- perky just might be as good as it gets. – LA Times (ouch)

Thing is, it’s not like they don’t know. It’s not like while they were shooting this last year they totally thought they were making something brilliant. They’re not oblivious to it. They KNOW. And they do it anyway. Because, well, as demonstrated time and again at the box office, good taste is dead. And the viewers don’t give a sh-t what the critics say.

Thoughts? How will The Bounty Hunter open? Will it open huge thanks to the MiniVan Majority? Or will it die because it sucks? Make a prediction, Price is Right styles. Go.

Here are Jen and her skinny Gerry B on various talk shows this week.

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