John on Jen’s Golden Skin!
The first photos of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heating up Miami! Looks like In Touch Weekly outbid all the other publications to make it happen.
As you can see, Jen and John are lounging by the pool – his head on her shoulder – and totally immersed in their own profundity during what appears to be a lunch date.
Well done Stephen Huvane! It’s a slamdunk victory for Jennifer’s indefatigable publicist. Because if you think these were “candids”, you need to go back to Gossip 101.
Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards are known as the most aggressive, the most belligerent, and the most controlling in the business. They claim they NEVER want photos taken of their client. They claim to go to great lengths to prevent this. They claim it is their mandate to guard her privacy. Which is why they claim they take it very personally when the photographers successfully pap their ward.
Ten days ago, Jennifer was already snapped by the pool – click here for a refresher. The photos were splashed everywhere. As such, after the release of the images, her security would have ostensibly been made aware of where the paparazzi were angling and if they were as A Team as they are believed to be, they would not have allowed it to happen again.
Yet somehow, just over a week later, as she’s embarking on a high profile new relationship that she would presumably want to keep hidden, somehow Jen’s security team did not pevent a photographer taking these long lens shots from the same location as the week before???
Coincidence or conspiracy?
And this the same week that anticipation is starting to build for the arrival of The Second Coming?
Timing is everything.
But tit for tats aside, Jen’s golden skin and John’s golden showers… they are totally my new favourite couple. I believe in their love! I do! I do!
As I said the other day, the visual of him spraying Rachel Green has now become the happy place that I go to during the last leg of a very long run. I am training for Seek the Peak this summer. I will be calling on Jen and John while I am grunting up the Grouse Grind.
Once again, click here for the pics.