The Daily Déjà vu: the Aniston breasts exposed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2007 12:00:00 February 12, 2007 12:00:00
Why does this keep happening? Let’s reiterate, yet again, that her tits are terrific. Not big, not small, perfect teardrop shape, great gravity – they’re lovely, along with her hair, they’re her best feature. And perhaps knowing this, they are the features she puts forward most often. Time and again, when she’s down and out, when she’s under siege, Jen goes back to her bubbies for relief. It’s a patented practice that actually has historical documentation – throughout the course of her career, Jennifer’s boobs somehow find their way to forefront of our smutty’s the strangest thing, really. Such a high profile celebrity hellbent on propriety and PRIVACY and still this happens over and over again? Weird. Click here for an Aniston breast analysis and check out the latest exposé – Jen’s girls splashed all over a French magazine after censored footage from The Break Up was mysteriously “leaked” to the highest bidder. Lawsuit likely to follow? Coincidence or conspiracy? Source

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