Pro-love for Jen & Matt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00
Now here"s a couple I could FULLY support...not that the ridiculous reports in Life & Style Weekly are worthy of your confidence - remember, Brad was calling Jen for a reconciliation 3 weeks ago, right? Oh yes, and TomKat was supposed to be finished by now. But let"s not harp on the details. The point is - Jennifer Aniston and Matthew McConaughey are crystal clear logic. I always say - never overreach your station in life. Jennifer Aniston tasted heaven, she tasted it for 7 years - a mortal who dared to dance with the Gods, punished mercilessly for the audacity. Now that Vince has come to his senses, I absolutely approve of the Life & Style suggestion. Matthew McConaughey, in all his sweaty, stinky, hirsute glory would make a fabulous accessory and the perfect new couple on which the MiniVan Majority can hang their new hopes. Besides, although their methods may be different, the underlying famewhoring, based on the "regular Joe and Jane next door" fraud, remains the same. Remember, gossips... Average + Average is never a bad thing. Jennifer Aniston and Matthew McConaughey - please Goddess, let it be so.

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