Wishful Gossip

March 28, 2008 07:47:00 Posted at March 28, 2008 07:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It would indeed be perfect… but unfortunately probably full of sh*t.

Page Six is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom found themselves at Eva Longoria’s restaurant opening the other night talking very closely as Jen suggestively looked at him with her best bedroom eyes…never mind that Orlando is confirmed to be dating model Miranda Kerr and was photographed kissing her just days ago.

Am inclined to peg this as wishful thinking because really, it’s too good to be true.

Jen who loves the ocean shouts and the tears, Jen who is a disciple of the eyerolling Oprah School of “loving yourself”, Jen would be the perfect mate for a manchild who can’t sprout more than 3 hairs on his chin and who probably needs to be coddled after sex.

Can you imagine these two “holding” each other?

It totally makes sense.

Perhaps if we want it badly enough, it will happen?

Pray Xenu, let it be so.

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