Afterparty > Carpet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2010 07:07:41 March 17, 2010 07:07:41

They were pretend all over each other again at the NY premiere of The Bounty Hunter last night. Jennifer Aniston and skinny Spittle pawed at each other like brother and sister. But they need it so badly to sell this movie. Especially since it won’t sell on quality. In this case you don’t need any reviews. It sucks. Trust. Which means the MiniVan will totally love it.

As for what she wore – every time she wears not black, everyone gets a hard-on, even when the not black may as well be black because it’s NUDE. And a terrible shade of it at that. I don’t know, I just think this drapey toga does nothing for her except that one arm. It’s a lovely toned arm. Other than that, it just makes her look short. On the runway, I’m sure it’s a different silhouette. On the Girl Next Door (in Malibu), it’s just a lot of material.

Much prefer the Jen who showed up at the afterparty at Tao. Leather zip blazer jacket, very short skirt, and really great heels. She and I don’t usually share the same shoe love. I hate wedge heels and thin bridesmaid strappy sandals. This is rare common ground. Her legs are sick. SICK. And she can strut when she wants to. And she did in black. And she should do it more often. And that is a LOT of security.

Photos from and and NYCD/

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