Who are you?
The last time we saw Jennifer Aniston, she was getting her feet and hands cemented in Hollywood and she was not wearing black. Click here for a refresher. Tonight, in London for the premiere of Horrible Bosses, once again, Jen is not in black, and NOT in a pair of sh-tty strappy shoes.
Who ARE you?
The dress is exquisite. Look at the skirt. Look at the detail. And even though, to me anyway, the length can be tricky where it cuts off the leg, for those of us who have stubby ass legs, she makes it work. Really, really well.
That’s not to say that she’s given up black completely though. Or those assy strappy shoes. Earlier in the day she was in a tight, short black leather number at the photo call. Her legs are f-cking amazing. And here’s where I get to yell at some of you.
Since Jen started dating Justin Theroux and because she stepped out once or twice wearing not snug to the body dresses, there were many, many, many emails in my inbox about ...you know. What is this obsession with BumpWatch? A LOOSE dress is NOT a gossip gauge!
Anyway, it’s the best she’s looked in a while. Even her face seems to have deflated from whatever it is that was making it puffy.
OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
BRAD PITT IS IN LONDON TOO AND ANGELINA ISN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Star Magazine’s setting them up on a Super Secret Sneaky Meeting...that they somehow find out about 5 minutes after it happens.
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