Movies about baster babies
It’s been four years since Jennifer Lopez worked on a movie. And finally, today, she was back on set to start shooting something called The Back-up Plan about a single woman pregnant with twins via artificial insemination who falls in love on the day the babies are conceived. Not to be confused with The Baster starring Jennifer Aniston about a single woman who gets pregnant via turkey baster only to find out 7 years later her best friend used his sperm to make it happen.
Why are people so child obsessed???
Did you know Jeffrey Eugenides wrote the short story that inspired The Baster? Now bastardised by Jennifer Aniston? Ugh.
Check her out during a scene today in New York, making sure the cameras catch her pretending to be parent-y with a child. They also her caught her crazy eye moment when she remembered that Angelina has already conceived three Chosen Ones. Only Edward Cullen’s sparkly dazzle vampire venom could produce a more perfect child.
A few weeks ago, some website, can’t remember which, conducted a ridiculous poll asking who people think would make a better mother – Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie. Over 60% of respondents chose Aniston, a woman who is not a mother, over Angelina Jolie, who has six children.
You moms out there are judgiest bitches ever. I love you.
Back to JLo who is back to acting and trying to tap into the MiniVan Majority preoccupation with motherhood – in thousand dollar designer heels. Will they buy it?
Photos from Clint Brewer/Doug Meszler/Splashnewsonline.com