Tweak Before Shopping

July 31, 2008 07:40:59 Posted at July 31, 2008 07:40:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not that she’s cold. She couldn’t have been cold for 10 years on the set of Friends.

It’s that she loves the attention. She lives for the attention. She is turned on by the attention. It’s the only stimulus that gets her going.

Which explains the tit for tat with the Pitts. And the “accidental” paparazzi shots. And of course her obsessive need to stay in the headlines, aided, sometimes with embarrassingly obvious results, by her thickskinned and dishonest publicist Stephen Huvane.

Yesterday, Jennifer Aniston was at it again.

First – the most gratuitous article on

John Mayer's newest roadie – Jennifer Aniston – has been a welcome addition on his tour, say his pals.

"John has such an amazing crew of musicians and friends with him. Everyone gets along and is drama free and Jen fits right in – perfectly," says a Mayer friend. "Everyone really loves her."

At a recent concert in Chula Vista, Calif., Mayer's girlfriend continued to be the subject of fans' anonymous text messages that were displayed on twin screens between acts. One said, "We want Jennifer Aniston to come out now!!!"

But even if the media coverage is exhausting, the source says Mayer, 30, is happier than ever with Aniston, 39.

"They are very happy together, it's working really well and they're only getting closer," says the Mayer pal. "His friends think she's great for him."

Oh honey…we get it. He’s younger. And he’s totally into you. And we know. We know you’re older but you’re Because you’re Jennifer Aniston. And what’s age but a superfluous attribute that denotes neither desirability nor popularity?

Ready for it? Ready?

Oprah’s audience: you go girl! (snap, snap, snap!)

Are you Rossuming?

Funny thing is… Jennifer Aniston and Emmy Rossum are probably more alike than you think. One plants a video on Youtube claiming modest production, the other plants a story in People while claiming she craves privacy.

Here’s Jennifer shopping at Barney’s in Beverly Hills yesterday pretending she hates the paps, only her hard nipples give her away. This bitch can’t get enough of it. It’s her aphrodisiac. And John Mayer is reaping the reward.

But she really does have the most delightful body, non?

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