Jennifer Aniston touching herself
Jennifer Aniston has reportedly confirmed a role in an upcoming feature called Horrible Bosses about 3 dick employers who become targeted for murder by their disgruntled employees. Jen would play one of the bitch bosses. Her character is said to be “sexually aggressive” and now Life & Style claims (the operative word here is CLAIMS) to have seen the script which features a scene in which Jen’s Julia, a dentist, pleasures herself during an episode of Gossip Girl, especially turned on by scenes featuring Dan Humphrey. See now that right there requires a rewrite. Who jerks off to Dan Humphrey? Can she please jerk off to Colin Farrell? He’s apparently negotiating to be in the movie too, also playing an asshole with a vengeful staff.
Word is it’s a promising project being pitched a few major players including Jason Bateman and Paul Rudd. An opportunity for Aniston then to demonstrate an alternative comedic range, if she actually has one. I’d pay to see her working herself over paying to see her falling in love.