Future Love Triangle

June 24, 2009 08:13:56 Posted at June 24, 2009 08:13:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So the other night, Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were “caught” out for dinner. As expected, their new relationship has made the cover of every tabloid this week, not the main story though as Jon & Kate still seem to be dominating headlines. Ugh. Jen feels the same way too.

This is what we’ve become. Two f-cked up reality show losers trumping a legitimate A-list celebrity?

Who is watching that sh-t?

Anyway, back to Jen and Coop.

So the paps fortuitously shoot them out for dinner, just in time to make magazine deadlines, and suddenly this week she’s back on set of her new movie Bounty Hunter with Gerard Butler.

Coincidence or conspiracy?


We can smell this business two weeks away.

You know what will happen in two weeks?

She’s building a new triangle. Let me write the headline and caption for you:

Jen! Torn between two men: she grows closer to Coop but can’t deny her attraction to Gerry.

Then in a month, this:

Love Duel! Coop and Gerry battle over Jen!


Too obvious.

If it’s ok to be 40 and single, why is she so hellbent on convincing us that she’s 40, single, and DESIRABLE?

PS. Is it possible for Jennifer Aniston to go an entire scene without touching her hair?

Photos from Flynetonline.com and Jackson Lee

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