Today’s shoes are better

October 18, 2011 15:02:15 Posted at October 18, 2011 15:02:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Todd Williamson/Getty

Jennifer Aniston was honoured last night at the ELLE 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute with her man Justin Theroux by her side. She looked amazing. Great cleavage. Sick body. Want her legs. And don’t start with that dumb thing you’re about to start with because you’ve been trying to start it since the summer and how many times do I have to tell you that sh-t is not reliable?

Let’s enjoy Jen’s shoes instead. Because the ones from yesterday - click here for a refresher - were f-cked up. And the ones last night were infinitely superior. Balenciaga?

Also attaching Jen side by side with Barbra Streisand because people always say they look the same and I don’t see it at all but maybe a little which, to me, is a compliment because didn’t you want to look like Katie Morosky? Jen told Barbra she loved her on stage. Streisand then said that “only seven percent of the top 250 films were directed by women and she urged her colleagues to be fearless about moving forward in the entertainment industry. ‘Let's be bold and don't wait for the phone to ring. Create your own material. Tell me a story.’" (Source) Katherine Heigl was in the room when this was happening.

As for Jen, Reese Witherspoon stepped up to praise her for her "sex appeal and complete lovability" and revealed that, “you just want to get your nails done with her and you want to make out with her at the same time. At least I do. And that's what we do sometimes on Saturdays”. (Source more) When the girl most unlikely to make out with another girl tells me she makes out with a girl because it might be a funny thing to say in a speech, I really wish she wouldn’t bother. And, it’s kind of an old joke. Honour her by giving her something fresh. Something that wasn’t already said last year at the same event. It’s happening more and more these days, non? People think clichés are complimentary. I just think if it means that much to you, you’d spend some time coming up with something a lot more original.