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CNN vs Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2010 08:16:21 January 21, 2010 08:16:21

People Magazine may be buying up all the real estate inside Jennifer Aniston’s ass but CNN has taken a decidedly different approach. Which is very surprising. And amazingly smutty. Mainstream outlets don’t usually go for the snark. Theirs is the clean and friendly approach. This why the Blog began to grow. Full Story

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Covers induce eyerolls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2010 08:22:00 January 20, 2010 08:22:00

Where is People Magazine? Well, it jumps from ass to ass. Sometimes it lives inside Chris Brown’s ass. Sometimes Tori Spelling’s. This week, you can find People Magazine happily ensconced inside the Pilates toned posterior of “Rachel from Friends” who graces the cover with the MiniVan friendly headline:5 years after Brad – Fun, Flirty & 40! Really? Because to me it’s the opposite. Full Story

John Mayer is still f-cking Jen & Jess

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2010 07:48:00 January 20, 2010 07:48:00

In his mind. When he jerks off. These are his go-to girls. For reals. And he admits it. To Rolling Stone. Have you heard? Here’s the thing... before we cut him down... I’ll take a John Mayer interview before a bland, boring, generic, cookie cutter interview any time. Like Jessica Biel in Vogue. Full Story

Find a new trick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2010 09:54:00 January 19, 2010 09:54:00

Jen. Dude. This is old. Every time it’s time to sell a movie her publicist sets her up with a new man. Or an old man. Or a co-star. If she’s so FABULOUS AT 40! why can’t she survive with no man? It’s incongruous to the message. Then again, logic has never been Team Aniston’s strong suit. Full Story

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Worst Couple: Pity & Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 11:14:34 January 18, 2010 11:14:34

She has spent the last 5 years trying to be known as something other than the TV Girl and the ex Mrs Pitt. Bless Ricky Gervais for introducing her as Rachel from Friends. BLESS HIM SO HARD. Oh and she felt it. Right up the slit in her leg she felt it. Jennifer Aniston wore another black dress, this time with mismatched breasts and a lot of thigh. Full Story

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The Way They Are

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 07:39:00 January 7, 2010 07:39:00

They went out for dinner last night in New York. No kids, with friends, an Italian restaurant called Alto. Apparently they were there for 6 hours. And look at the expression of gazing love on their faces as they climbed back into their car to go home. Porn! Now if you are, like me, one of those bitches who sees strategery Full Story

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The Way They Were

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2010 07:01:02 January 7, 2010 07:01:02

Scattered picturesOf the smiles we left behind F-ck I love this movie. 5 years ago today, the MiniVan’s dreams were broken. But it’s so much fun going through old photos. Spent much, MUCH too much time on it this morning. Now it’s your turn. Photos from Wenn.com Full Story

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Boys and games

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2009 07:49:51 December 31, 2009 07:49:51

Brad Pitt took his two older boys to Dave & Busters in Times Square last night. These places, they’re popping up everywhere. We drove by two going to my parents’ in Toronto. I feel like if I ever went inside, given how much you know I love children, that I wouldn’t come out alive. Full Story

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Sweethearts at the Golden Globes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 14:37:30 December 23, 2009 14:37:30

Now that the nominations have been announced, and the host Ricky Gervais, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association is slow releasing names. Presenter names. Their list has been marquee off the top starting with Robert DeNiro and Leonardo DiCaprio attending in honour of Martin Scorsese who will receive the Cecil B DeMille Award. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston’s infant hands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 08:31:00 December 18, 2009 08:31:00

Let’s break this down, sh-t by sh-t. Because it’s epic. The horror of Jen and Gerry’s Bounty is f-cking EPIC. You saw the pap shots every day during filming. You heard about the hookup rumours. Now The Bounty Hunter poster has been released. It’s like it’s bad on purpose, non? Because this can’t have been unintentional. Full Story

GOOP in Marrakesh, GOOP in Nashville

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 17, 2009 07:42:00 December 17, 2009 07:42:00

Getting paid to promote a hotel, as obnoxious as she is, isn’t usually Gwyneth Paltrow’s style. Or Jennifer Aniston’s for that matter. Orlando Bloom? Because he has nothing else? Totally. GP and JA aren’t normally so tacky. But now G has her pseudo justification. OF COURSE. It was for the newsletter. Full Story