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Dining with the desperate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2009 07:22:11 July 1, 2009 07:22:11

First Jennifer Aniston, now Renee Zellweger, what’s the common denominator between Bradley Cooper’s recent dinner companions? And chill out you crusty bitches – it’s not being 40 and single that’s the problem. It’s been 40 and single and insisting on the FABULOUSNESS of it, but then having your publicist go out of his way to assure the public that you’re still desirable, and paying a punk bitch singing douchebag to be your boyfriend whenever there’s a movie to promote. Full Story

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How will they use it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 08:56:17 June 25, 2009 08:56:17

It doesn’t happen often, but when it does happen, they love to use it. An unflattering photo of Jennifer Aniston taken today on the set of Bounty in Atlantic City. Not only is there no glow, she also looks grey, ashy, doughy, pinched, and above all old. I won’t lie, I’m a petty sh-t talking bitch anyway, and since I’m already booked for hell, I’ll say it for you – you love it. Full Story

When’s the follow-up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 06:52:25 June 25, 2009 06:52:25

So Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out for dinner last Thursday. Five minutes later Life & Style was reporting they’re getting married, even though he flew back to LA shortly after and hasn’t returned to New York since, and she’s been shooting in New York and New Jersey all week and now he’s flying to France. Full Story

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Future Love Triangle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 08:13:56 June 24, 2009 08:13:56

So the other night, Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were “caught” out for dinner. As expected, their new relationship has made the cover of every tabloid this week, not the main story though as Jon & Kate still seem to be dominating headlines. Ugh. Jen feels the same way too. This is what we’ve become. Full Story

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Famewhore finds her Hair Twin!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2009 09:22:50 June 19, 2009 09:22:50

Her obviousness never ceases to amaze me. The Brange has been front and centre all week giving their millions away. Angelina Jolie was in DC yesterday hugging refugees and crying about their suffering. She was also on Anderson Cooper and The Today Show with her Earth Mother face saving the world. But yesterday was also the day Jennifer Aniston’s Love (but really Sh-t) Happens trailer arrived online. Full Story

Bad movie titles happen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2009 11:52:42 June 18, 2009 11:52:42

Jennifer Aniston's upcoming movie with Aaron Eckhart is called Love Happens. Terrible title. At one point it was Travelling. Much better. Not sure why the change. Because the MiniVan Majority responds to this sh-t? Lame. And, judging from the trailer, the film pretty much reflects the title. Once again, she plays the same character. Full Story

What did she expand?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 06:47:13 June 15, 2009 06:47:13

Jennifer Aniston on Friday night received the Women in Film Crystal Award for “expanding the role of women in the entertainment industry”. Not trying to be snarky, seriously I’m not. But what exactly did she expand? She plays Rachel Green over and over again. Good Girl: Rachel in a small townBruce Almighty: Rachel dates GodAlong Came Polly: Rachel and a ferret dance with Ben StillerRock Star: Rachel is a groupie It’s the same mannerisms, it’s the same delivery, it’s the same cadence, it’s the way Rachel can never not touch her hair. Full Story

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Jen & Courteney back together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2009 08:33:00 May 29, 2009 08:33:00

After shooting in New York for several weeks away from her bestie and her favourite shoulder to cry on, Jennifer Aniston was back in LA last night with Courteney Cox and husband David Arquette for the Fleetwood Mac show. You know what she’s doing this weekend! What else? The beach, the sun, it’s been far too long, This girl next door who lives an ordinary life in a $15 million mansion needs to recharge her battery after a gruelling work schedule. Full Story

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Which one is the Fantasy Girl?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2009 09:51:48 May 20, 2009 09:51:48

Porny Simpson, I think. John knew it. He had Shame Face about nailing her but he couldn’t help himself. Say what you will about her but it’s certain: there are many men out there who jerk off to Jessica Simpson. I’ve never met one however who jerks off to Jennifer Aniston. So if she is who he means, John Mayer should be checking himself. Full Story

Movies about baster babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 17:01:47 May 13, 2009 17:01:47

It’s been four years since Jennifer Lopez worked on a movie. And finally, today, she was back on set to start shooting something called The Back-up Plan about a single woman pregnant with twins via artificial insemination who falls in love on the day the babies are conceived. Not to be confused with The Baster starring Jennifer Aniston about a single woman who gets pregnant via turkey baster only to find out 7 years later her best friend used his sperm to make it happen. Full Story

Courteney’s new bestie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 13, 2009 08:09:42 May 13, 2009 08:09:42

Courteney Cox and Isla Fisher yesterday out for lunch at Joan’s on Third. All part of that little yummy mummy crowd – from which Courteney’s longtime bestie Jennifer Aniston is feeling increasingly isolated. At least according to Life & Style. Obviously bullsh-t. But the photos came at a great time as their latest issue hits stands featuring a BFF breakup. Full Story

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