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JJ vs The Brange!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2009 10:18:21 February 18, 2009 10:18:21

YES. YES!!!!! It’s no longer a triangle – it’s a f-cking four point square! A cage match! John Mayer confirmed to Pop Sugar that he’ll be attending the Oscars for the first time as a boyfriend. And he’s not dating Anne Hathaway. Full Story

Will it be like this?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 07:17:13 February 11, 2009 07:17:13

It was reported yesterday, by People of course, that John Mayer will be gifting Jennifer Aniston, in honour of her 40th birthday TODAY, with a brand new song written especially for the occasion. The question posed in the original article was Rossum or Romantic Full Story

Rossum or Romantic?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 08:59:43 February 10, 2009 08:59:43

It’s Jennifer Aniston’s birthday tomorrow and for the last two weeks we’ve been forced to celebrate along with her. America’s Sweetheart has suddenly become the MiniVan Majority’s poster-woman for 40, screaming at full volume: that 40 is better than 20! 40 can be fit and fresh, glowing and gorgeous…that is, if you live by the beach, and you get months and months off work several times a year, you have a Pilates studio in your house, your delicious low calorie meals are delivered three times a day, your stylist is on call for a blowout even if you’re just going to visit a friend, you’ve never had children, and you don’t spend half your day running after said children. Full Story

Sticking with the formula

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2009 08:42:41 February 6, 2009 08:42:41

There is much snickering on the internets today about Jennifer Aniston’s new project. A new movie called The Baster, costarring Jason Bateman, about a woman who gets artificially inseminated only to have her best friend switch the sperm sample and replace it with his own. Something like that. It’s a comedy, obviously. Full Story

Too much beer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 06:37:31 February 3, 2009 06:37:31

Jennifer Aniston on the carpet last night at the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. A rare miss. Because you know the Aniston. The hair, the body, the tan, the glow…the Aniston is always working, the Aniston always looks good, the Aniston can’t afford not to look good. She doesn’t have much else. Full Story

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Douche tv monologue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 09:28:29 January 27, 2009 09:28:29

You know John Mayer was That Kid, right? He was probably picked on in school, zitty, greasy, not down with the popular crowd…and has been carrying that around his whole life. So now even though he’s a famous rock star, he’s still living looking backwards – every move is a giant “f-ck you” to those who shut him down in grade 10. Full Story

Defending without attacking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 06:58:20 January 7, 2009 06:58:20

Brad Pitt on the cover of the February issue of W Magazine, well timed for awards season. Of course the most notable part of the interview is about the triangle. Keep feeding the triangle…only unlike Jennifer Aniston, his comments were not inflammatory. For someone who claims she wants the controversy to go away, labeling what Angelina did “uncool” probably wasn’t the best move. Full Story

Best of `08: Douchebag`s break-up press conference

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 10:33:26 December 31, 2008 10:33:26

August 16, 2008. We were one week into the Olympics, obsessed with Michael Phelps, and John Mayer shamewhore famewhore got jealous and decided to hold an impromptu press conference FOR THE PAPARAZZI telling the world, on camera, why HE BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Over and again he said he BROKE UP with Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

No more babies?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2008 11:24:00 December 30, 2008 11:24:00

Angelina Jolie has just come in 2nd after Chicken Fried Britney on USA Today’s annual Celebrity Heat Index, in front of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. OK Magazine is hoping to capitalise on the Jolie’s enduring notoriety by cranking out yet another cover with this salacious headline: Doctors Warn Angie – No More Babies! In a sh-tty economy, you do what you have to to sell more copies. Full Story

Make it more obvious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2008 07:15:17 December 19, 2008 07:15:17

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in New York last night, out for dinner, followed by the paps, and proving that, as far as famewhoring goes, they truly are perfect for each other. They love the attention together. They were made to publicity-seek together. And Marley & Me comes out on Christmas Day. Full Story

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