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Hair, Legs, Douchebags, and Dogs

December 12, 2008 06:36:00 Posted at December 12, 2008 06:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is how she’s selling her movie. It’s Jennifer Aniston looking amazing last night at the LA premiere of Marley & Me in perhaps one of the shortest dresses she’s ever worn, showing off those legs, that crazy body, hair blown out to perfection, arms wrapped reassuringly around a fragile Owen Wilson, not posing with her douchey boyfriend John Mayer, but summoning him there anyway to make sure you know he’s her douchey boyfriend. Full Story

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He thinks thoughts and blogs

December 11, 2008 12:02:00 Posted at December 11, 2008 12:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston is electrifying the blogosphere today, empowering women by getting naked and spreading her legs (more photos from the magazine are attached and seriously her breasts are hurting me), John Mayer has taken to the Huffington Post Full Story

Her go-to breasts

December 10, 2008 18:23:10 Posted at December 10, 2008 18:23:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does it really matter what she says in the interview? She’s gone back to them time and again during the course of her career. Jennifer Aniston, her breasts…or, more specifically, her nipples. They’re probably rock hard but unfortunately she’s covering them. Seriously. This is a body. Full Story

More profundity from a douchebag groupie

December 9, 2008 14:36:11 Posted at December 9, 2008 14:36:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The UK Daily Mirror is claiming an exclusive with Jennifer Aniston. Take with a grain of salt but let’s run with it for now… Because the profundity of her profoundness is just too good to ignore. Apparently she talks about John Mayer. No. Actually… She gushes about John Mayer. "He's a rare one. Full Story

F-ck off…but don’t stop caring

December 8, 2008 12:49:32 Posted at December 8, 2008 12:49:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson sat down with USA Today to promote Marley & Me. They talked about dogs a lot, which would have made it a super interview for someone like me, but then of course she had to kill it with her hypocritically indignant diatribe about public interest in her personal life. Full Story

Dogs & clichés

December 4, 2008 12:03:08 Posted at December 4, 2008 12:03:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston on the cover of the new Entertainment Weekly. Comparatively speaking, it’s actually a much better interview. Mostly because she cusses. Jen’s still catering to the MiniVan Majority, naturally, especially with the rah rah, girl power wooh wooh wooh talk…but still, there’s a spark of something slightly more interesting here. Full Story

Douchebag entertains

November 28, 2008 08:24:00 Posted at November 28, 2008 08:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now that his gag order has been temporarily lifted, in New York this week without Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer is back to doing what he does best: feeding his attention addiction, talking out of his ass. I’ll say this: he is entertaining. Douche was surrounded by paps and fans yesterday, signing photos, taking photos, even some cute bantering with a little old lady who didn’t have a clue about him but pleaded for an autograph anyway. Full Story

Go if you must, but leave the video please

November 14, 2008 06:59:27 Posted at November 14, 2008 06:59:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Goodbye Jolie? She says she’s quitting movies soon: "I don't plan to keep acting very long. I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day." Something about raising her kids, spending time with her babies… ugh. Full Story

TV Girl's triumphant return

November 14, 2008 06:46:02 Posted at November 14, 2008 06:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a week that started low, continued to build, and ended on several high notes. Well done, Huvane. He turned his sh-t around, well done indeed. Because gone is the memory of Jennifer Aniston degrading herself at The Ivy, replaced by Jennifer Aniston’s tight ass body on 30 Rock, clad in skin-baring outfits in every scene, returning to Must See TV, and finally coming home, proving that her place, always and forever, will not be at the movies comfortable ensconced on the couch on the small screen. Full Story

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Backpedalling with the Mighty Opes

November 13, 2008 06:42:59 Posted at November 13, 2008 06:42:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I might actually PVR this sh-t. If only to see how far Oprah jumps up Jennifer Aniston’s ass. The show taped yesterday, will air today, and as you would expect, the two were as gushy feely as they’ve always been. According to audience members, Jennifer’s words for the Brange were decidedly more kind and conciliatory than what she had to say in Vogue. Full Story

When all else fails…

November 12, 2008 11:36:00 Posted at November 12, 2008 11:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There is still her body. And her body is sick. More from Jennifer Aniston in December Vogue. More for Victoria Beckham to stab furiously. These are much, much better than what Anna Wintour chose to slap on the front. Less ragged, less sun damaged, and again… that body. And her dog. Her dog Norman is adorable. Full Story