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Posh can’t top this???

November 11, 2008 14:54:00 Posted at November 11, 2008 14:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of all days when she sees the magazine’s December cover featuring a less than ideal looking Jennifer Aniston? The sun is catching up to the face, non? Poor Posh is probably punishing herself over this. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: weak, Bruno, and Vogue

November 11, 2008 07:41:13 Posted at November 11, 2008 07:41:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

About her desperate trip to the Ivy the other day, Just Jared heard from a “source” and apparently the “real” story behind her visit to the most pap friendly establishment in Hollywood was that Jennifer was there to “sign a contract with a chef and some big-time caterers for a health and nutrition school program she is working on to help overweight children. Full Story

Now she`s Ebola Hilton

November 10, 2008 06:04:14 Posted at November 10, 2008 06:04:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On Friday afternoon, Jennifer Aniston shocked the paps by showing up at The Ivy, supposedly for a business meeting. Apparently she entered but then left immediately, disturbed by the intense pressure from photographers and fans. No sh-t, nipply!!! Like seriously… What the F-CK, Huvane?!?!? Are you out of your mind? Are they not taking your calls anymore? Is that why we’re begging now? Has it come to this? Jennifer Aniston and Phoebe Price? Jennifer Aniston and Ebola Hilton? Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian? Really??? Deserving or not, Jennifer Aniston is one of the top stars in Hollywood. Full Story

Jenny + Douchey = Stupid

November 3, 2008 06:40:00 Posted at November 3, 2008 06:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pink speaks the truth. She doesn’t think highly of John Mayer. Shocking. Recalling an encounter with him recently, Pink said: "I got into an argument with him. He said something along the lines of, 'I only shag really stupid women', and I said, 'I guess they would have to be. I don't get him and Jennifer at all. Full Story

Courteney Cougar Bitch

October 30, 2008 09:50:43 Posted at October 30, 2008 09:50:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She has a new job. Unlike her peers, Courteney Cox appears to be willing to embrace her 40s. Same cannot be said for Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman who, three years YOUNGER than Courteney, is botox bent on pretending she’s still an infant. Just announced – Courteney is starring in a new tv pilot called Cougar Town playing a newly single mother of a teenager trolling for younger men, smartly choosing to stay in television…where she belongs. Full Story

Today’s AssTalk from Douchebag

October 29, 2008 13:09:08 Posted at October 29, 2008 13:09:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s been silent for so long I almost missed him. Then he started writing again and I’m sorry I ever said that. John Mayer, who else? John Mayer Douchebag has written for the Huffington Post Full Story

Spittle wants more Nipple?

October 27, 2008 07:06:01 Posted at October 27, 2008 07:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He constantly has spittle gathered at the corners of his mouth, she’s never met a photo without nipple-itis, as I reported exclusively, the two hooked up briefly during TIFF before she bored him to run, temporarily insane, into the arms of Shanna Moakler Full Story

Look at my stomach!

October 24, 2008 06:34:04 Posted at October 24, 2008 06:34:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing but because it’s the best strategy surrounding his client in ages…and he didn’t even think of it! Sometimes random, inaccurate Australian rags do bring benefits, non? Anyway, as you can see, Jen is making sure you’re still wondering about her pregnancy – pretending to not want to be shot with her hair covering her face but pointedly hovering her hand around her belly …because it’s the baby that’s the true star? Coke bloat has its advantages too! Photos from Flynetonline.com Full Story

Jen…John…Baby?

October 22, 2008 08:18:49 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:18:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant. The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? As much as we want it to be true, because she is that pathetic, it’s likely to be full of sh*t, although the American rags are probably pissing themselves for not thinking of it first. Full Story

Her friends suck too?

October 17, 2008 08:36:20 Posted at October 17, 2008 08:36:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s already been well established: Jessica Simpson has no friends. The ones she does have suck ass. Same goes for Jennifer Aniston? OK! is reporting exclusively that there was a sleepover last night at John Mayer’s. Full Story

Douchey’s birthday boost

October 16, 2008 13:34:49 Posted at October 16, 2008 13:34:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

John Mayer turned 31 today and thanks to Jennifer Aniston, his balls are a little bigger this year. Happy Birthday! This is John yesterday at the Beverly Hills Hotel in the afternoon before his evening celebration at the Grand Havana Room where he was joined by his girlfriend-again. As you know, John and Jen are back together, reuniting some time last week in New York and Boston, travelling back to LA at the weekend, and seeing each other every night since. Full Story