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Courteney Cougar Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 09:50:43 October 30, 2008 09:50:43

She has a new job. Unlike her peers, Courteney Cox appears to be willing to embrace her 40s. Same cannot be said for Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman who, three years YOUNGER than Courteney, is botox bent on pretending she’s still an infant. Just announced – Courteney is starring in a new tv pilot called Cougar Town playing a newly single mother of a teenager trolling for younger men, smartly choosing to stay in television…where she belongs. Full Story

Today’s AssTalk from Douchebag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 29, 2008 13:09:08 October 29, 2008 13:09:08

He’s been silent for so long I almost missed him. Then he started writing again and I’m sorry I ever said that. John Mayer, who else? John Mayer Douchebag has written for the Huffington Post Full Story

Spittle wants more Nipple?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2008 07:06:01 October 27, 2008 07:06:01

He constantly has spittle gathered at the corners of his mouth, she’s never met a photo without nipple-itis, as I reported exclusively, the two hooked up briefly during TIFF before she bored him to run, temporarily insane, into the arms of Shanna Moakler Full Story

Look at my stomach!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 06:34:04 October 24, 2008 06:34:04

Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing but because it’s the best strategy surrounding his client in ages…and he didn’t even think of it! Sometimes random, inaccurate Australian rags do bring benefits, non? Anyway, as you can see, Jen is making sure you’re still wondering about her pregnancy – pretending to not want to be shot with her hair covering her face but pointedly hovering her hand around her belly …because it’s the baby that’s the true star? Coke bloat has its advantages too! Photos from Flynetonline.com Full Story

Jen…John…Baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2008 08:18:49 October 22, 2008 08:18:49

Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant. The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? As much as we want it to be true, because she is that pathetic, it’s likely to be full of sh*t, although the American rags are probably pissing themselves for not thinking of it first. Full Story

Her friends suck too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 08:36:20 October 17, 2008 08:36:20

It’s already been well established: Jessica Simpson has no friends. The ones she does have suck ass. Same goes for Jennifer Aniston? OK! is reporting exclusively that there was a sleepover last night at John Mayer’s. Full Story

Douchey’s birthday boost

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 13:34:49 October 16, 2008 13:34:49

John Mayer turned 31 today and thanks to Jennifer Aniston, his balls are a little bigger this year. Happy Birthday! This is John yesterday at the Beverly Hills Hotel in the afternoon before his evening celebration at the Grand Havana Room where he was joined by his girlfriend-again. As you know, John and Jen are back together, reuniting some time last week in New York and Boston, travelling back to LA at the weekend, and seeing each other every night since. Full Story

Desperate goes back for more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 07:08:51 October 14, 2008 07:08:51

Dear Jennifer Aniston: Are you Jessica Simpson??? I know the source is suspect but they claim to have eyewitnesses and were able to nail down the logistics pretty tight… so far, it seems legit. And considering we’re discussing Jennifer Aniston, something this desperate and pathetic is entirely possible. Full Story

Compulsive Narcissist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 10:42:18 October 10, 2008 10:42:18

He can’t help himself, you know? He can’t help bringing things back to his favourite subject. John Mayer’s favourite subject is John Mayer. Thanks to M at Berklee College for sending this in: Hi Lainey!!I'm in my last year at Berklee College of Music in Boston where John Mayer briefly attended. Full Story

Smut and the Economy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 09:03:00 October 9, 2008 09:03:00

In this sh*tty economy, even gossip is getting hit hard! So what does that mean for smut? And how will our smutty landscape react to a dire economic forecast? Get ready for it… There will be more Brange. There will also be more Jennifer Aniston. And there will be LOTS more Brange vs Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Lining up another player

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 10:31:14 October 3, 2008 10:31:14

Next for Jennifer Aniston: Shemar Moore??? He says he wants to meet her… and Ellen Degeneres says she’ll hook it up. Brilliant. Brilliant move, Stephen Huvane. Because Shemar Moore is HOT. Like, full on, weak in the knees, butterflies in your stomach, fire in your crotch, crazy f&cking HOT. Full Story