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Tabloids Wars: United vs the Holy Twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 6, 2008 08:16:00 August 6, 2008 08:16:00

And the tit for tat continues. It’s like she can’t help herself, you know? A tv girl’s futile efforts to make it in the movies, an ex wife’s futile efforts to compete with the man who moved on, his goddess of a partner, and their chosen children… Jennifer Aniston’s impossible missions. Full Story

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Tweak Before Shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2008 07:40:59 July 31, 2008 07:40:59

It’s not that she’s cold. She couldn’t have been cold for 10 years on the set of Friends. It’s that she loves the attention. She lives for the attention. She is turned on by the attention. It’s the only stimulus that gets her going. Which explains the tit for tat with the Pitts. Full Story

Summer Buzz

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 28, 2008 06:33:15 July 28, 2008 06:33:15

John Mayer played a show last night at the Verizon Amphitheatre showing off a new buzz. You likey? I prefer the longer. But he does look younger. And Jennifer Aniston certainly doesn’t mind that. And she certainly won’t mind reminding you that he’s younger too. The Oprah watching Mini-Van Majority loves 40 year old divorcees dating fresh rocker studs. Full Story

The Holy Twins vs Aniston: showdown at TIFF?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 12:17:06 July 24, 2008 12:17:06

Come September, Toronto could be flooded with Brangelunatics who are so, so, SO angry today and losing many valuable work hours over that Us Weekly cover. How dare anyone suggest that the Holy Twins were conceived in any other way but the Pitt Porn natural way. Now a change of pace… We’re a month away from festival season and my sources tell me the Brange have supposedly confirmed they’ll be at TIFF to promote Burn After Reading. Full Story

Tabloids Wars: The Holy Twins In Vitro!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2008 07:40:49 July 24, 2008 07:40:49

Safe to say Us Weekly was never in the running for the first exclusive shots of the Holy Jolie Twins. As such, in a bold pre-emptive move, Janice Min and her clever gossips are trying to squeeze as much money out of the twins-obsessed public as they can, in advance of those highly anticipated photos sure to annihilate newsstand sales for everyone else – likely in People Magazine or OK!, both bitter rivals of Us Weekly. Full Story

Groupie Sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 08:37:47 July 9, 2008 08:37:47

John Mayer played in front of a small crowd yesterday in New York and was asked a question from the audience about whether or not he’d ever had sex with a groupie to which he replied: "Do you respect my honesty? Yes, I have.” And of course, for those of you who’ve been reading this blog for a while, you also know that after a while, after all the nameless, faceless fans he took to bed following a performance, John decided to spice up the experiences by adding in the golden shower. Full Story

Peeing Douchebag talking to me?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 07:37:24 July 8, 2008 07:37:24

Inbox flooded this morning from those of you who attended the John Mayer concert in Toronto last night where he addressed the “sh*t talking” he gets from the media, specifically mentioning that he’s consistently referred to as a “douchebag” and even that little urination fetish I’ve been smutting about for ages. Full Story

Jen & John in Toronto

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 13:47:37 July 7, 2008 13:47:37

eTalk has the exclusive photos on the show tonight – John Mayer is in Toronto for his show and Jennifer Aniston came with, although they left in separate cars to head to the venue. So far, People Magazine has been chronicling their every movie, like a Jen & John tour diary. Full Story

Homely Memories in Milwaukee!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 08:44:38 July 3, 2008 08:44:38

Thanks to Stacy A for the reminder! Remember Jennifer Aniston’s infamous pity party Vanity Fair article when she sniffled about Kimberly Stewart calling her “homely”? Back then it was a ploy for sympathy. Clearly the strategy has backfired. Because poor Jen will forever be known as poor Jen. Full Story

Insecure for life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 08:00:57 July 3, 2008 08:00:57

Oprah sells Jennifer Aniston as the epitome of the modern woman. But only for the MiniVan Majority. Because only the MiniVan would snap snap and support a girl who can’t stay cool in confrontation. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson have more in common than just John Mayer. It was partly the insecurity that drove John away from Jess. Full Story

AD > Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 11:15:00 July 2, 2008 11:15:00

F*CK! Apparently all that talk about an Arrested Development movie is “premature”, despite Jeffrey Tambor’s recent remarks that the film version of the criminally underrated show is imminent.Entertainment Weekly  Full Story