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Mavi MMVA Swag Bag Exclusive Giveaway!!!

June 20, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 20, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mavi Jeans had one of the most popular booths at the MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday. Fergie, Avril Lavigne, Sum41, Ginuwine, George, Hedley, Billy Talent, AlexisOnFire, and Joss Stone all stopped by for jeans and more. And now, one lucky reader has the opportunity to win the Mavi MMVA Swag Bag – a photo of the contents is attached…which means YOU could win a pair of Mavi Jeans! If you are interested, send an email to inquiries@laineygossip. Full Story

The Black Dress Supports Self Help

June 20, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 20, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well isn’t she everywhere these days… Jennifer Aniston at an event. Jennifer Aniston in a little black dress – surprise!!! Last night at the launch of some self help book, apparently it’s her favourite self help author. As you can see, Jen looks great. And healthy. Perhaps the lemon and ciggies diet is a thing of the past? Perhaps the ocean screaming and indeed the self help literature has paid off? Her early-Friends body was always my favourite, before Brad came along and Gwyneth’s thinness destroyed her confidence. Full Story

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Britney’s mother is talking, a new round of pity for Jennifer Aniston, Katie cuts her hair… and does spiritual enlightenment involve partying in Vegas?


And still Paris Hilton will be paid $800,000 to host a Get Out of Jail bash at the Hard Rock. Of course Barbara Walters will find some way to excuse it…and you bet your boob job Ebola will most definitely be on her list of 10 Most Intriguing People of the Year come 2007. Senile old bat is quickly losing her grip.

Wednesday, live blogging, check back often for new posts.

Yours in gossip,

Poor Jen the Victim Again

June 13, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 13, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You thought the Pity Era was over, didn’t you? The crying, the ocean-shouting, the bring-your-own-hanky Pilates parties full of self discovery and “closure… you thought we had moved on, right? Unfortunately for Jennifer Aniston, Pity is a constant state of mind. And so it goes again, Pity when her marriage dissolved, Pity when another woman gave Brad babies, Pity when Vince wouldn’t step up, Pity when Vince flirted with some London lass caught on camera, now Pity Encore because her new model boyfriend Paul Sculfor is a former drug addict who snorted coke once before meeting Mandela and who may or may not be using Jen to get a leg up in Hollywood. Full Story

The Daily Bitch … Please: Love for Water

June 11, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Transparent commercial whorage and Jennifer Aniston’s pathetic attempt to stay relevant – here’s Paul Sculfor leaving her house at the weekend. The new boyfriend she is denying is her boyfriend who is also supposedly a former drug addict and according to the web buzz also a maybe gaybe clutching a bottle of what looks like Smart Water perfectly posed for the pappies. Full Story

The Backpedal

June 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday’s big splash was the new People cover – Jennifer Aniston’s new man identified as Paul Sculfor, a 36 year old UK model, conveniently revealed just as Brad and Angelina are hyping Oceans. But, one day later, in typical Aniston/Huvane fashion, here come the denials. It happened with the Vaughn engagement, it happened with the Vaughn break up, now again with the model boyfriend. Full Story

Don’t Forget About Me!!!

May 31, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad and Angelina conquer Cannes. A Mighty Heart earns critical acclaim. The Oceans boys do not disappoint on 13. Mr and Mrs Pitt make out in the backseat of a car, world goes bananas, haters hate, Brangelunatics lose their sh-t…but the point is, everybody is talking. And no one is talking about Jen. Full Story

The Bestsellers

May 16, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 16, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Always. For 2 years these three have sold out newsstands and as much as people claim they don’t care, they clearly still care. Smart Janice Min - anything to get the MiniVan Majority riled up behind their pity poster girl, and this week is more of the same. Janice obviously still has it hard up for the Pitts and coupled with the fact that People Magazine will be workin’ in Brad and Angelina’s favour in Cannes, the folks at Us Weekly, on the heels of their story last week about other tabloids always getting it wrong when it comes to the Pitts, are putting a top seller out this week: the Triangle forever. Full Story

Prison Bitch… Please

May 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dragging that dog around only when it’s convenient – as a dog owner, this just might be her most heinous crime yet. I mean really… Really… While shopping, while the pappies are hounding her left right and centre, in the middle of a media sh-tstorm, in the middle of a clothing boutique no less, how much comfort can this hag really be getting from her Tink exactly at this moment? Pray Goddess some bull dyke puts a collar on this bitch behind bars and drags her around like a sex gimp. Full Story

Pinned, Prom, Dirty

April 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event last night – pinned pupils as usual, dirty face as usual, and prom hair rounding out the ass. Also looks like she’s dropping weight again, and at this rate, at only 20, bitch will have more stretch marks than Elizabeth Taylor. Lilo washed up at 25…can’t hardly wait. Full Story

Bloat & Pity Together… again???

April 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vince Vaughn reportedly spent the night at Jennifer Aniston’s on Saturday. A fag and hag sleepover??? Or has his bloat found its way back to her pity? Or… Do he and she have something to sell again??? Or... Is her publicist sucking up to Janice Min??? Stay tuned… source Full Story