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Poor Jen the Victim Again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2007 00:00:00 June 13, 2007 00:00:00

You thought the Pity Era was over, didn’t you? The crying, the ocean-shouting, the bring-your-own-hanky Pilates parties full of self discovery and “closure… you thought we had moved on, right? Unfortunately for Jennifer Aniston, Pity is a constant state of mind. And so it goes again, Pity when her marriage dissolved, Pity when another woman gave Brad babies, Pity when Vince wouldn’t step up, Pity when Vince flirted with some London lass caught on camera, now Pity Encore because her new model boyfriend Paul Sculfor is a former drug addict who snorted coke once before meeting Mandela and who may or may not be using Jen to get a leg up in Hollywood. Full Story

The Daily Bitch … Please: Love for Water

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2007 00:00:00 June 11, 2007 00:00:00

Transparent commercial whorage and Jennifer Aniston’s pathetic attempt to stay relevant – here’s Paul Sculfor leaving her house at the weekend. The new boyfriend she is denying is her boyfriend who is also supposedly a former drug addict and according to the web buzz also a maybe gaybe clutching a bottle of what looks like Smart Water perfectly posed for the pappies. Full Story

The Backpedal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 7, 2007 00:00:00 June 7, 2007 00:00:00

Yesterday’s big splash was the new People cover – Jennifer Aniston’s new man identified as Paul Sculfor, a 36 year old UK model, conveniently revealed just as Brad and Angelina are hyping Oceans. But, one day later, in typical Aniston/Huvane fashion, here come the denials. It happened with the Vaughn engagement, it happened with the Vaughn break up, now again with the model boyfriend. Full Story

Don’t Forget About Me!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2007 00:00:00 May 31, 2007 00:00:00

Brad and Angelina conquer Cannes. A Mighty Heart earns critical acclaim. The Oceans boys do not disappoint on 13. Mr and Mrs Pitt make out in the backseat of a car, world goes bananas, haters hate, Brangelunatics lose their sh-t…but the point is, everybody is talking. And no one is talking about Jen. Full Story

The Bestsellers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2007 00:00:00 May 16, 2007 00:00:00

Always. For 2 years these three have sold out newsstands and as much as people claim they don’t care, they clearly still care. Smart Janice Min - anything to get the MiniVan Majority riled up behind their pity poster girl, and this week is more of the same. Janice obviously still has it hard up for the Pitts and coupled with the fact that People Magazine will be workin’ in Brad and Angelina’s favour in Cannes, the folks at Us Weekly, on the heels of their story last week about other tabloids always getting it wrong when it comes to the Pitts, are putting a top seller out this week: the Triangle forever. Full Story

Prison Bitch… Please

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2007 00:00:00 May 7, 2007 00:00:00

Dragging that dog around only when it’s convenient – as a dog owner, this just might be her most heinous crime yet. I mean really… Really… While shopping, while the pappies are hounding her left right and centre, in the middle of a media sh-tstorm, in the middle of a clothing boutique no less, how much comfort can this hag really be getting from her Tink exactly at this moment? Pray Goddess some bull dyke puts a collar on this bitch behind bars and drags her around like a sex gimp. Full Story

Pinned, Prom, Dirty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2007 12:00:00 April 27, 2007 12:00:00

Lindsay Lohan at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event last night – pinned pupils as usual, dirty face as usual, and prom hair rounding out the ass. Also looks like she’s dropping weight again, and at this rate, at only 20, bitch will have more stretch marks than Elizabeth Taylor. Lilo washed up at 25…can’t hardly wait. Full Story

Bloat & Pity Together… again???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Vince Vaughn reportedly spent the night at Jennifer Aniston’s on Saturday. A fag and hag sleepover??? Or has his bloat found its way back to her pity? Or… Do he and she have something to sell again??? Or... Is her publicist sucking up to Janice Min??? Stay tuned… source Full Story

The Time Traveler’s Wife

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2007 12:00:00 April 18, 2007 12:00:00

Some stories are better left alone… though I suppose if it has to be, The Time Traveler’s Wife is off to a good start. Casting is finally complete. Rachel McAdams had long been primed for Clare and Eric Bana is now confirmed to play Henry, the Time Traveler who leaves behind his wife. Film rights to the book were acquired a few years ago by Brad Pitt’s Plan B. Full Story

Welcome Back Rachel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Honoured this weekend at the GLAAD awards, dressed per usual in black, but this time, Jennifer Aniston managed to avoid looking boring. Actually rather sexy, non? And it’s all because of the body. A much healthier body. A body more similar to the early-Friends Rachel, before she met Brad, before the ghost of Gwyneth haunted her diet, and eroded her self esteem, sending her straight to the Zone, followed by a steady stream of lemons and cigarettes. Full Story

You Scratch My Back…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 12, 2007 12:00:00 April 12, 2007 12:00:00

I’ll scratch yours. Courteney Cox has been Jennifer Aniston’s fan #1, her shoulder to weep on...for months and months her shoulder to weep on. And the first arrival at every pity party, and the “kindest” confidante in Malibu. Easy to be kind when your best friend is rich and famous though. Full Story