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Don’t Forget About Me!!!

May 31, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad and Angelina conquer Cannes. A Mighty Heart earns critical acclaim. The Oceans boys do not disappoint on 13. Mr and Mrs Pitt make out in the backseat of a car, world goes bananas, haters hate, Brangelunatics lose their sh-t…but the point is, everybody is talking. And no one is talking about Jen. Full Story

The Bestsellers

May 16, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 16, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Always. For 2 years these three have sold out newsstands and as much as people claim they don’t care, they clearly still care. Smart Janice Min - anything to get the MiniVan Majority riled up behind their pity poster girl, and this week is more of the same. Janice obviously still has it hard up for the Pitts and coupled with the fact that People Magazine will be workin’ in Brad and Angelina’s favour in Cannes, the folks at Us Weekly, on the heels of their story last week about other tabloids always getting it wrong when it comes to the Pitts, are putting a top seller out this week: the Triangle forever. Full Story

Prison Bitch… Please

May 7, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 7, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dragging that dog around only when it’s convenient – as a dog owner, this just might be her most heinous crime yet. I mean really… Really… While shopping, while the pappies are hounding her left right and centre, in the middle of a media sh-tstorm, in the middle of a clothing boutique no less, how much comfort can this hag really be getting from her Tink exactly at this moment? Pray Goddess some bull dyke puts a collar on this bitch behind bars and drags her around like a sex gimp. Full Story

Pinned, Prom, Dirty

April 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood event last night – pinned pupils as usual, dirty face as usual, and prom hair rounding out the ass. Also looks like she’s dropping weight again, and at this rate, at only 20, bitch will have more stretch marks than Elizabeth Taylor. Lilo washed up at 25…can’t hardly wait. Full Story

Bloat & Pity Together… again???

April 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Vince Vaughn reportedly spent the night at Jennifer Aniston’s on Saturday. A fag and hag sleepover??? Or has his bloat found its way back to her pity? Or… Do he and she have something to sell again??? Or... Is her publicist sucking up to Janice Min??? Stay tuned… source Full Story

The Time Traveler’s Wife

April 18, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 18, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some stories are better left alone… though I suppose if it has to be, The Time Traveler’s Wife is off to a good start. Casting is finally complete. Rachel McAdams had long been primed for Clare and Eric Bana is now confirmed to play Henry, the Time Traveler who leaves behind his wife. Film rights to the book were acquired a few years ago by Brad Pitt’s Plan B. Full Story

Welcome Back Rachel

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Honoured this weekend at the GLAAD awards, dressed per usual in black, but this time, Jennifer Aniston managed to avoid looking boring. Actually rather sexy, non? And it’s all because of the body. A much healthier body. A body more similar to the early-Friends Rachel, before she met Brad, before the ghost of Gwyneth haunted her diet, and eroded her self esteem, sending her straight to the Zone, followed by a steady stream of lemons and cigarettes. Full Story

You Scratch My Back…

April 12, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 12, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ll scratch yours. Courteney Cox has been Jennifer Aniston’s fan #1, her shoulder to weep on...for months and months her shoulder to weep on. And the first arrival at every pity party, and the “kindest” confidante in Malibu. Easy to be kind when your best friend is rich and famous though. Full Story

What Junior Gave Up

April 11, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 11, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As we all know, when Tori Spelling met KFed Jr, she was married and he was married. He was also adopting another child with his then wife. But then the Homewrecker fell in love with the Golddigger and you know the rest. But most of you have probably never laid eyes on Mary Jo Eustace. Have a look. Mary Jo is 49 years old. Full Story

Gwyneth: Her Fabulous Life, Her Famous Friends

March 5, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 5, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you rolling your eyes? Of course you"re rolling your eyes. Would a discussion about Gwyneth really be a discussion about Gwyneth if you weren"t rolling your eyes? Gwyneth in Spanish Vogue looking lovelier than she has in ages and waxing ad nauseum about her privileged life: in addition to taking the former Princess of Bulgaria to the Oscars, my Gwynnie also hangs out in a yummy mummy playgroup with Stella McCartney and Madonna… "I have friends like Stella McCartney or Madonna, and very often our children get together to play. Full Story

Drew Barrymore: It’s all about your 30s

February 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at February 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I dreaded turning thirty. Twenty-nine was a sh-t year – it was my “Feng Shui Calamity” year. We all get one every 12, changes depending on what sign you’re born under. And my people live in fear of Feng Shui Calamity. Bad sh-t happens during Feng Shui Calamity and there are things you can do minimise the consequences but the pain of it is unavoidable, so for me, 30 wasn’t met with much anticipation. Full Story