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Tuesday, February 6, 2007 Dear Gossips, Today (February 6, 2007) is your last chance to enter The Departed Giveaway - good luck! As for Tom and Katie grooving on the dance floor – please please please tell me you’ve seen the video? More on that later. Live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts, scroll down for late posts from yesterday. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Jennifer Aniston’s new nose? Honestly, I can’t tell the difference. Great surgeon, non?

Tori Spelling: what’s worse than Pity?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 2, 2007 12:00:00 February 2, 2007 12:00:00

Ask Jennifer Aniston. Because there is NOTHING worse than being pitied. To have people feel sorry for you, to have people look upon you as charity, to be stripped of dignity – nothing makes you feel smaller…and oh clever Karma, this is what has happened to Tori Spelling! Hee! Desperate to sell off every aspect of their lives, desperate to pimp out every piece of their privacy, Tori and KFed Jr reportedly accepted Tupperware’s offer to host the baby shower. Full Story

Pity the Nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2007 12:00:00 January 31, 2007 12:00:00

She has called People Magazine a tabloid before, she has said repeatedly she doesn’t care for the trash perpetuated in gossip rags. And yet…when Jennifer Aniston wants to fellate the MiniVan Majority, when she wants to make sure her status as America’s Sweetheart remains unblemished, she goes running back to People for an “exclusive” interview for no other reason than to talk about appearing in her best friend’s new tv show Dirt, Courteney Cox’s collaborative effort with husband David Arquette. Full Story

Deviated Septum is the new Appendicitis?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2007 12:00:00 January 24, 2007 12:00:00

Us Weekly is reporting that Jennifer Aniston sought the services of Ashlee Simpson’s special nose doctor and underwent the knife herself on January 20th because…wait for it…she had a deviated septum that was preventing her from sleeping and breathing properly – the official word from her publicist Stephen Huvane who, as Us Weekly has also pointedly reported, hasn’t exactly been forthcoming with the truth on more than one occasion. Full Story

Jen & Courteney: Payback is a Lesbian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2007 12:00:00 January 23, 2007 12:00:00

Literally. Eager to help out her BFF, in appreciation for the hours and hours and hours of weeping poor Courteney had to endure as her fragile friend tried to pull herself together after the divorce, Jennifer Aniston has not only agreed to guest star in Dirt, she apparently is also willing to to swing Sapphic in the process – clearly a shameless ratings gimmick but actually rather intriguing. Full Story

The Pragmatic Courteney Cox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2007 12:00:00 January 17, 2007 12:00:00

In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox has something to sell. It’s a tv show called Dirt, satirising the underbelly of tabloid journalism – she is the star and executive producer. I saw the pilot, definitely has potential, and super raunch in parts – a nice change from the sugar she’s best known for, certainly has a shot at success…especially since she is workin’ it all angles. Full Story

Best Friend of Jennifer Aniston: Sheryl Crow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

In eggplant Elie Saab and making Lance Armstrong look like a complete tool – don’t you love the way Sheryl bounces back? From heartbreak, from cancer, from the worst year of her life to the best she’s ever been…I was never a big fan of Sheryl Crow until Sheryl Crow shook off the Victim and wouldn’t it be lovely if Sheryl Crow passed on the same to Jennifer Aniston? Source Full Story

Worst Friend of Jennifer Aniston: Courteney Cox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2007 12:00:00 January 16, 2007 12:00:00

No matter which way you slice it, this dress sucks donkey ass. ASS. All of it is ass - the fabric, the way it cuts off her arms, her makeup…all of it is ass. Southern. Belle. Ass. But curiously enough, those are also some very healthy looking breasts. Like expectant breasts. Shall we start a new rumour? Is Courteney Cox pregnant again? Source Full Story

Wednesday, January 10, 2007 Dear Gossips, They are “The People”. And who cares for prestige when The People have spoken? People’s Choice Awards last night – the MiniVan Majority’s annual opportunity to throw Jennifer Aniston a bone – never an indication of truly discriminating preference, as evidenced by The People’s selection of Best Picture: Click. Yes…THAT Click. Starring Adam Sandler. Now I’m all over Adam Sandler, I love stupid humour as much as the next, but have you seen Click??? I haven’t…though not for lack of trying. Believe me, I tried. I rented that sh-t. I took it with us to a weekend retreat on the island. Nothing but movies and Oreo cookies and I couldn’t stomach more than 25 minutes. But The People have spoken. Still…was nice to see McDreamy honoured. Was nice to see him grateful for a second chance, and to say as much. Was also interesting to see that many of the major players were most definitely saving their best frocks for next week. Fashion was rather underwhelming, non? Style wrap up below and please…never mind my raging bitch. In Toronto til the weekend, going on 5 days living under my mother’s roof and I’ve already had to endure two personal concerts in our kitchen listening to her practice Chinese Opera which, in and of itself is bad enough, but when attempted by an amateur Squawking Chicken, whose voice on the best of days could be used as biological warfare…I’m telling you, without exaggeration, people have killed themselves for a lot less. Wednesday, blogging throughout the day, check back often for new posts, check archives for late posts missed from yesterday, and note a slight adjustment to the site: the home page now includes more than one day’s worth of articles, keep scrolling and hit the next arrow at the bottom to search for articles along conventional blog format. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Us Annoints Pip & Scar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

The new cover – Us Weekly’s turn to add to the JT/Johansson romance, positioned as a major slight against Cameron who apparently has a longstanding vendetta against her younger, blonder, more bombshell counterpart. According to the magazine, Justin’s decision to cast Scarjo in his new video was the straw that broke the Cam’s back: “Scarlett has always liked Justin. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: SJP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2007 12:00:00 January 10, 2007 12:00:00

Hell has frozen over, yes? In one column I’ve managed to say lovely things about Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz, and now Sarah Jessica Parker. …Tha f*ck? Objectively though, can’t deny it – SJP at the NBR Gala last night in red, not for everyone but definitely for her, the most fabulous shoes and an even better coat. Full Story