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Matthew McConaughey: the perfect orange love match

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2006 12:00:00 December 11, 2006 12:00:00

Some taboid reported the bogus story a few weeks ago - that Jennifer Aniston had expressed interest in Matthew McConaughey. No one bought it at the time but when you think about it...actually, when you look at it, it wouldn"t be a bad match, non? Literally...it"s a match. He"s so orange he"s practically purple (do you remember that line from Bridget Jones when her parents got back together? Hee. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: a friendly black dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2006 12:00:00 December 11, 2006 12:00:00

Even by her standards, this is orange, non? Does she ever NOT tan? Check out Jen supporting Courteney at the premiere of Dirt on Saturday wearing…wait for it, wait for it… yes of course, a little black dress – totally appropriate on this night. Courteney, after all, is her fiercest ally, her shoulder to cry on, again and again and again and again. Full Story

Wednesday, December 6, 2006 Dear Gossips, Please. Please, if you don’t already, please watch Friday Night Lights… I can’t believe how f&cking good it is, nearly lost my sh-t last night when a 16 year old kid from hicktown actually said, “Don’t blame the couture”. Best.Line.Ever. Wednesday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts, and seeing as it’s been, oh, at least a month since we were last forced to give a sh-t about Jennifer Aniston…guess what?!? Pity poor Jen who is single again. Weird. For someone who doesn’t want to talk about her love life, she seems to talk about it an awful lot, non? Don’t forget - Devil Wears Prada Giveaway ends Thursday morning. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Jennifer Aniston, Eternal Victim

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

It’s a shame, really. A shame that the GMD couldn’t have been more patient, waited a few more months for Jen before kidnapping Katie. Because when you think about it, when it comes to media manipulation, the incessant need for attention, the hypocrisy, the fraud, the lies, the excuses – when you think about it, what two people are better suited for each other than Jennifer Aniston and Tom Cruise??? As I mentioned last Friday, Angelina’s Vogue cover issue drops in a week. Full Story

Little Sci undercover again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2006 12:00:00 December 5, 2006 12:00:00

So it’s totally fine to parade your child in front of pappies when you want to drown the world in wedding nausea, but back in LA, it’s “please respect our privacy” all over again? Whatever. Another fine example of Hollywood hypocrisy – it knows no bounds. And Tom Cruise really should have married Jennifer Aniston – their media “courting and thwarting” partnership would have been legendary. Full Story

Pro-love for Cam continues in Madrid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

Source OK now she’s just taunting us. Taunting us with that wardrobe – appearance after appearance, carpet after carpet, here to promote The Holiday in Spain… And those shoes. Still quivering over those shoes. Wonder what she has planned for London, though my petty jealous can’t bear much more. Full Story

The Devil Wears Prada EXCLUSIVE Giveaway!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2006 12:00:00 December 4, 2006 12:00:00

This one is good…so you’re gonna have to earn it. The Devil Wears Prada DVD comes out next week on December 12th. I have 5 copies to give away and… The Bag. The bag Andy wears to the James Holt party, the one “James” designed, where she meets Christian, played by Simon Baker. In reality, the bag was designed by Patricia Field, the real style genius behind Sex & The City- contrary to popular MiniVan Majority belief, that honour does NOT belong to Sarah Jessica Parker. Full Story

Angelina: the highly anticipated Vogue photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2006 12:00:00 December 1, 2006 12:00:00

Source Just 2 pages of what is one of the most eagerly awaited issues of Vogue – the Annie Leibovitz shoot in an airfield, you’ll recall I reported several weeks ago that the photos are supposedly so stunning Brad wanted private ones for himself. Full Story

Maddox is the new Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2006 12:00:00 November 17, 2006 12:00:00

Source TMZ A veritable hair icon, non? Check him out, rocking his new ‘do: Asian gangsta ponytail made adorable by the only and only Madd. Even more reason for Jen to hate him… Poor Jen. First her man, then her mane. Will the deluge never stop? Full Story

Jen gives back too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2006 12:00:00 November 17, 2006 12:00:00

In an effort to prove that she actually does more than sunbathe and smoke cigarettes and cry with her friends and deny being engaged and breaking up with men she was never dating in the first place, Jennifer Aniston has decided to join the growing list of celebrities making headlines for charitable endeavours. Full Story

Jennifer Garner: taupe is pretty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 14, 2006 12:00:00 November 14, 2006 12:00:00

I’m telling you…since she had her kid, I’ve fallen totally in love with taupe. Taupe is what I call Jennifer Garner. Taupe is not offensive, taupe is far from interesting, taupe is bland, taupe is the colour that gets chosen by the insecure bride to ensure that her attendants don’t outshine her down the aisle. Full Story