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Jessica Alba: full of sh-t and false modesty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

The Alba Bitch is on the new cover of Elle. In the article, she talks about her style, her attitude, her religious outlook, and her ambition - to be taken *seriously* as a *serious* artist as opposed to a starlet with a *seriously* slamming body.   Hmmmm... Not likely but ok, whatever, I can roll with that. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: hair suckage neverending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

Talk about ruing a great outfit - it"s so wannabe, it"s so copied, but hey, at least her tits are leaking out the side and that, my friends, is a good thing. Jessica Simpson should be a Bond girl. The only problem though is that Bond girls generally give great hair. Now I know it"s a broken record but tell me - how is THIS considered great hair? You that girl, the girl on the tv drama, the girl workin" in the diner, the girl always up to no good, the girl always skankin" on someone"s husband, the one with no friends, just booty calls - that"s the girl who would rock this "do. Full Story

Pro-love for Jen & Matt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

Now here"s a couple I could FULLY support...not that the ridiculous reports in Life & Style Weekly are worthy of your confidence - remember, Brad was calling Jen for a reconciliation 3 weeks ago, right? Oh yes, and TomKat was supposed to be finished by now. But let"s not harp on the details. The point is - Jennifer Aniston and Matthew McConaughey are crystal clear logic. Full Story

Momma Madonna in Malawi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

While Jennifer Aniston is receiving yet another public dumping, Madonna is adopting in Africa and establishing programs to help AIDs orphans in the region. According to Reuters, the newest member to the Madge mansion is a little boy, her choice from 12, after changing her mind from an original female selection two weeks ago. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston vs Us Weekly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

Ohhhhh...this is GOOD, gossips! First Janice Min refused to back down after Jennifer"s publicist disputed their engagement report, providing example after example of previous Aniston media manipulation. Now the magazine has taken it one step further, not only with an exclusive cover story on Jen"s recent split with Vince Vaughn but positioning it as exposé on what Jen"s really like: needy and dramatic - THEIR words. Full Story

Thursday, September 28, 2006
Dear gossips, Dirty divorces, suspect nostrils, druggy dead eyes, and big British tits… my smutty sense is satisfied – read on! In today’s issue: my Gwyneth rebounds for birthday, Ryan Gosling sighted, a little gloat about the Macca/Mills marital mess, Kate sings, Katie slims, Kiki crowns at Marie Antoinette, the Boleyn girls, and the white Jennifer Aniston.

Gwyneth Paltrow: 34 is black & blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2006 12:00:00 September 28, 2006 12:00:00

The only way to kick off the column, especially in her honour, and 34 never looked so good. Such a fantastic patented Paltrow comeback to wipe away the Isotoners, and bring us back to basis - the basics of Gwyneth style, not for everyone, yes I know. Full Story

Liz Hurley: the white Aniston with bigger tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2006 12:00:00 September 28, 2006 12:00:00

In the same way that Jennifer Aniston has bored the life and the sass out of the little black dress, Liz Hurley has single-handedly exhausted the world wide supply of white dresses with plunging necklines, except Jen"s hair has no equal. Seriously…why bother changing? Does this recent appearance at a Breast Cancer event look any different from any other appearances? Can you truly distinguish one Liz sighting from another? The hair never moves, it’s the same length, the same style, the same side part over and over and over again. Full Story

The Underrated Cate Blanchett

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2006 12:00:00 September 27, 2006 12:00:00

Now THIS is how it"s done. They"re a few days old, taken at the Premiere Women in Hollywood event last week but largely overlooked and unfairly so because Cate Blanchett is almost always head to toe perfection and it"s never because she"s safe and boring but because she"s always not, and to think that the same old boring black dress on same old boring Jennifer Aniston is named People Magazine"s Best Dressed OVER a f*cking goddess like Cate - well, that"s just fashion injustice gossips, style sinning at its most insulting. Full Story

Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Dear gossips, Don"t know why but it never fails to surprise me: the fervour of the fans, from the rabid lunacy of the Aniston and "Brangelina" supporters to the desperate panty angst of the McGoslings, perfectly illustrated today as message after message inundated my mailbox - alarmingly excessive hostility at my tease at the end of last column over a Ryan Gosling mention on eTalk when none was forthcoming. But such is the reality of television, especially on a daily news show. Things get cut, things get edited, things get delayed. And so at press time, while I am scheduled to report on Ryan"s titillating whereabouts Saturday night on eTalk Wednesday, there is a distinct possibility that La Firecrotch"s little Lilo could make yet another barelipped appearance, thereby derailing the story, and if that is the case, please know that I will come back to the site and update straight away - which means you really don"t have to wait too much longer. Think you can survive just a few more hours? In today"s issue: on Becks, on Posh, on Becks, Posh and Cruise, JT goes manly man, fence-sitting on Fergie, a lone voice for Madge, taking on the Claymates, Kate heralds another new trend, and one last clue for Grizzly, Grumpy, and High.

Kate Moss and the Denim of Tomorrow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2006 12:00:00 September 18, 2006 12:00:00

So Kate Moss, whose body is usually a harbinger of the fashion future, showed up glowing and gorgeous at the TopShop show today wearing what I like to call palazzo jeans. High waisted, big arsed, as in what our mothers wore in the 70s. Only on her, they looked hot. On everyone else…well… I’m afraid to imagine what’s to come… Dear Kate – can’t the skinny stay a little longer? As for her affiliation with TopShop… there’s speculation she’ll be designing for them and at this point, I think it’s safe to say that we’re beyond a Cocaine Comeback now. Full Story