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Jen Cries, Oprah to the Rescue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2006 12:00:00 October 12, 2006 12:00:00

Well, well, well… In last week"s scathing Us Weekly article, Janice Min"s brilliant writers called out Jennifer Aniston for her "court and thwart" PR tactics - at once inviting public fascination into her life and then complaining about it incessantly afterwards. But of course they were wrong, right??? Going on Oprah doesn"t count as media manipulation, right? How convenient though, non? That on the heels of such an unflattering article, she appears on Oprah under the guise of a short film she co-directed for Glamour Magazine and "made it clear" after rolling her eyes that things were still ON with Vaughn. Full Story

Sarah Michelle Gellar: a Grudging compliment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2006 12:00:00 October 11, 2006 12:00:00

As you know, I’m not a big fan. Between her and Aniston and every other tv girl with overreaching expectations, I don’t have time to tell them all apart. Having said that, I will concede that I have enjoyed watching or not watching her non famewhore approach to film aspirations. Sarah’s approach to movie stardom by keeping her head down and praying for solid projects is much less offensive than those who choose instead to marry a Hollywood god, riding out the wave of popularity on beautiful head of hair with a court and complain media strategy… although to be honest, can Sarah Michelle do anything other than scream and look pretty? For her sake, I hope she can, because the sting of Reese’s success must be rather sharp. Full Story

Jessica Alba: full of sh-t and false modesty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2006 12:00:00 October 10, 2006 12:00:00

The Alba Bitch is on the new cover of Elle. In the article, she talks about her style, her attitude, her religious outlook, and her ambition - to be taken *seriously* as a *serious* artist as opposed to a starlet with a *seriously* slamming body.   Hmmmm... Not likely but ok, whatever, I can roll with that. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: hair suckage neverending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

Talk about ruing a great outfit - it"s so wannabe, it"s so copied, but hey, at least her tits are leaking out the side and that, my friends, is a good thing. Jessica Simpson should be a Bond girl. The only problem though is that Bond girls generally give great hair. Now I know it"s a broken record but tell me - how is THIS considered great hair? You that girl, the girl on the tv drama, the girl workin" in the diner, the girl always up to no good, the girl always skankin" on someone"s husband, the one with no friends, just booty calls - that"s the girl who would rock this "do. Full Story

Pro-love for Jen & Matt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2006 12:00:00 October 5, 2006 12:00:00

Now here"s a couple I could FULLY support...not that the ridiculous reports in Life & Style Weekly are worthy of your confidence - remember, Brad was calling Jen for a reconciliation 3 weeks ago, right? Oh yes, and TomKat was supposed to be finished by now. But let"s not harp on the details. The point is - Jennifer Aniston and Matthew McConaughey are crystal clear logic. Full Story

Momma Madonna in Malawi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

While Jennifer Aniston is receiving yet another public dumping, Madonna is adopting in Africa and establishing programs to help AIDs orphans in the region. According to Reuters, the newest member to the Madge mansion is a little boy, her choice from 12, after changing her mind from an original female selection two weeks ago. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston vs Us Weekly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2006 12:00:00 October 4, 2006 12:00:00

Ohhhhh...this is GOOD, gossips! First Janice Min refused to back down after Jennifer"s publicist disputed their engagement report, providing example after example of previous Aniston media manipulation. Now the magazine has taken it one step further, not only with an exclusive cover story on Jen"s recent split with Vince Vaughn but positioning it as exposé on what Jen"s really like: needy and dramatic - THEIR words. Full Story

Thursday, September 28, 2006 Dear gossips, Dirty divorces, suspect nostrils, druggy dead eyes, and big British tits… my smutty sense is satisfied – read on! In today’s issue: my Gwyneth rebounds for birthday, Ryan Gosling sighted, a little gloat about the Macca/Mills marital mess, Kate sings, Katie slims, Kiki crowns at Marie Antoinette, the Boleyn girls, and the white Jennifer Aniston.

Gwyneth Paltrow: 34 is black & blue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2006 12:00:00 September 28, 2006 12:00:00

The only way to kick off the column, especially in her honour, and 34 never looked so good. Such a fantastic patented Paltrow comeback to wipe away the Isotoners, and bring us back to basis - the basics of Gwyneth style, not for everyone, yes I know. Full Story

Liz Hurley: the white Aniston with bigger tits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2006 12:00:00 September 28, 2006 12:00:00

In the same way that Jennifer Aniston has bored the life and the sass out of the little black dress, Liz Hurley has single-handedly exhausted the world wide supply of white dresses with plunging necklines, except Jen"s hair has no equal. Seriously…why bother changing? Does this recent appearance at a Breast Cancer event look any different from any other appearances? Can you truly distinguish one Liz sighting from another? The hair never moves, it’s the same length, the same style, the same side part over and over and over again. Full Story

The Underrated Cate Blanchett

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 27, 2006 12:00:00 September 27, 2006 12:00:00

Now THIS is how it"s done. They"re a few days old, taken at the Premiere Women in Hollywood event last week but largely overlooked and unfairly so because Cate Blanchett is almost always head to toe perfection and it"s never because she"s safe and boring but because she"s always not, and to think that the same old boring black dress on same old boring Jennifer Aniston is named People Magazine"s Best Dressed OVER a f*cking goddess like Cate - well, that"s just fashion injustice gossips, style sinning at its most insulting. Full Story