Jennifer Aniston Gossip

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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 Dear gossips, Don"t know why but it never fails to surprise me: the fervour of the fans, from the rabid lunacy of the Aniston and "Brangelina" supporters to the desperate panty angst of the McGoslings, perfectly illustrated today as message after message inundated my mailbox - alarmingly excessive hostility at my tease at the end of last column over a Ryan Gosling mention on eTalk when none was forthcoming. But such is the reality of television, especially on a daily news show. Things get cut, things get edited, things get delayed. And so at press time, while I am scheduled to report on Ryan"s titillating whereabouts Saturday night on eTalk Wednesday, there is a distinct possibility that La Firecrotch"s little Lilo could make yet another barelipped appearance, thereby derailing the story, and if that is the case, please know that I will come back to the site and update straight away - which means you really don"t have to wait too much longer. Think you can survive just a few more hours? In today"s issue: on Becks, on Posh, on Becks, Posh and Cruise, JT goes manly man, fence-sitting on Fergie, a lone voice for Madge, taking on the Claymates, Kate heralds another new trend, and one last clue for Grizzly, Grumpy, and High.

Kate Moss and the Denim of Tomorrow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 18, 2006 12:00:00 September 18, 2006 12:00:00

So Kate Moss, whose body is usually a harbinger of the fashion future, showed up glowing and gorgeous at the TopShop show today wearing what I like to call palazzo jeans. High waisted, big arsed, as in what our mothers wore in the 70s. Only on her, they looked hot. On everyone else…well… I’m afraid to imagine what’s to come… Dear Kate – can’t the skinny stay a little longer? As for her affiliation with TopShop… there’s speculation she’ll be designing for them and at this point, I think it’s safe to say that we’re beyond a Cocaine Comeback now. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez, Superstar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2006 12:00:00 September 14, 2006 12:00:00

More scoop on La Lopez from TIFF. A few quick details to start: - absolutely zero baby bump - totally low maintenance at the press conference today for El Cantante, and when she finished up her session, she immediately dashed back downstairs to be with Marc, the first thing they did was kiss each other, observers say they are happier than ever - at the after party on Tuesday night following the El Cantante Gala, Jennifer and Marc lingered in the VIP section for a while until at one point, she got up and said to him, “I wanna dance!” and so he took her by the hand, led her out to the dance floor with the plebes, and they danced en masse all night long. Full Story

The Daily Brad: Brad in New Orleans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2006 12:00:00 September 1, 2006 12:00:00

If you missed yesterday’s column, click here for the Family photos – the hills are alive with the travelling Pitts. Oh joy! Here’s Brad at a press conference today to discuss the New Orleans housing initiative he has championed in support of Global Green to design affordable and “environmentally sound” homes in the Ninth Ward. Full Story

The Pitts in New Orleans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2006 12:00:00 August 31, 2006 12:00:00

A few days ago, there was a rumour, now debunked, that Jennifer Aniston was to endorse Nike for a new campaign, with her earnings being directed towards cancer research. Shortly thereafter, new photos of her surfaced - she really has the best hair, doesn"t she? - seen leaving a recording studio, prompting many to assume that she was doing voice work for the ads. Full Story

Tom Cruise: Beware the Undersized UnderDwarf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2006 12:00:00 August 25, 2006 12:00:00

The front page of several national papers, the evening news, every editorial across the continent, including a scathing article in the New York Times , on every blog, on every entertainment news site, at the water cooler and beyond - in one fell swoop Tom Cruise has gone from Hollywood juggernaut to Hollywood failure. Full Story

Best Mother: Britney Spears

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00

Husband aside, gum aside, Hello Kitty cutesy claps aside, she really does pull it together during her final trimester. I liked everything about her tonight, although I have to say – her breasts frighten me more than a lot. Reined in…and still so big? That, in and of itself, pretty much puts the seal on my decision to become Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Team Aniston"s clever spin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2006 12:00:00 August 10, 2006 12:00:00

Without a doubt, the biggest story of the day: Us Weekly"s bold pronouncement that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are engaged. Not exactly a surprise considering it"s been building for months now but what WAS surprising was the fanfare surrounding the report and the clever way it"s been launched around the world. Full Story

Pam & Kid stay true

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2006 12:00:00 July 31, 2006 12:00:00

You gotta love a girl who stays true to her roots, who knows her own style, or lack thereof, and doesn’t make the mistake of “classing up” when class in this case is clearly overrated. For this reason, I have developed a newfound appreciation for the gift that is Pamela Anderson. I celebrate her decision to kick off the first of 4 rumoured wedding ceremonies in a teeny tiny white bikini, proudly showing off the assets that have made her who she is. Full Story

Gwyneth, Apple & Moses: the family elitist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00

Can you believe Gwyneth actually loads her own car seat??? Check out the rapidly growing Apple Martin getting cuter and snottier by the day…just like mom. Hopefully she’s also developing a posh British accent and a gift for cutting down the heathen. I do LOVE uppercrust children – don’t you? And then there’s Moses, who looks remarkably similar to his big sister at the same stage. Full Story

Rosario Dawson: two for two

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

Is it possible that Rosario Dawson finally figured out how to dress herself? After months of pissing her gorgessity down the drain, this is Rosario"s second triumph in a row. Praise Goddess. Here she is at the premiere of Clerks II the other night looking a vision in white, with long ass legs that stretch forever and the most beautiful un-sunned skin, like, ever. Full Story