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Tom Cruise: Beware the Undersized UnderDwarf

August 25, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 25, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The front page of several national papers, the evening news, every editorial across the continent, including a scathing article in the New York Times , on every blog, on every entertainment news site, at the water cooler and beyond - in one fell swoop Tom Cruise has gone from Hollywood juggernaut to Hollywood failure. Full Story

Best Mother: Britney Spears

August 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Husband aside, gum aside, Hello Kitty cutesy claps aside, she really does pull it together during her final trimester. I liked everything about her tonight, although I have to say – her breasts frighten me more than a lot. Reined in…and still so big? That, in and of itself, pretty much puts the seal on my decision to become Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Team Aniston"s clever spin

August 10, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at August 10, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Without a doubt, the biggest story of the day: Us Weekly"s bold pronouncement that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are engaged. Not exactly a surprise considering it"s been building for months now but what WAS surprising was the fanfare surrounding the report and the clever way it"s been launched around the world. Full Story

Pam & Kid stay true

July 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You gotta love a girl who stays true to her roots, who knows her own style, or lack thereof, and doesn’t make the mistake of “classing up” when class in this case is clearly overrated. For this reason, I have developed a newfound appreciation for the gift that is Pamela Anderson. I celebrate her decision to kick off the first of 4 rumoured wedding ceremonies in a teeny tiny white bikini, proudly showing off the assets that have made her who she is. Full Story

Gwyneth, Apple & Moses: the family elitist

July 16, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you believe Gwyneth actually loads her own car seat??? Check out the rapidly growing Apple Martin getting cuter and snottier by the day…just like mom. Hopefully she’s also developing a posh British accent and a gift for cutting down the heathen. I do LOVE uppercrust children – don’t you? And then there’s Moses, who looks remarkably similar to his big sister at the same stage. Full Story

Rosario Dawson: two for two

July 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it possible that Rosario Dawson finally figured out how to dress herself? After months of pissing her gorgessity down the drain, this is Rosario"s second triumph in a row. Praise Goddess. Here she is at the premiere of Clerks II the other night looking a vision in white, with long ass legs that stretch forever and the most beautiful un-sunned skin, like, ever. Full Story

The Daily Disappointment: Kate Moss

July 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In my book, she can do no wrong. But this…this is a giant vajayjay. And hey, if anyone can rock a giant vajayjay, it"s Kate Moss. Unfortunately however, the giant vajayjay is making her look - gasp! - wide. Now you know me. I"m all for taking risks, I"m all for erring on the side of unique over staying safe on the side of Boring Aniston, and I"m all for cutting edge style statements, especially Kate"s particular brand of cutting edge style statement. Full Story

Mischa Barton: killer bitch, killer style

July 7, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 7, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why does this bitch have to be such a bitch? It pains me. It pains me but I have to. Because the girl hardly ever goes wrong and I love, love, love her style vibe. Now wait. Just wait before you starting going off about how "she"s wearing ankle boots with a dress and bad bad bad." Not bad, gossips. Full Story

Thursday, July 6, 2006
Dear gossips, NEVER thought I"d say this but I"ll take Jennifer Aniston"s post-divorce, pity party any day over Hilary Swank"s shameless new Vanity Fair exposé. What is it about Leslie Bennetts that inspires the biggest stars to make the basest revelations??? Quick housekeeping item first - the "subscribe" feature is currently broken. I"m working on it but if you"ve been trying to subscribe and can"t, please wait a few days, it should be taken care of after the weekend. A thousand apologies for the inconvenience! In today"s issue: Hilary"s bad form, on Jen"s rumoured engagement, tiptoeing around the Gay Midget Dwarf, J Lo"s competition, and Tara"s tits on Canadian soil.

Jen & Vince engaged?

July 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Both Us Weekly and Life & Style are reporting it. So I guess it"s true? And while I don"t dispute the fact that Aniston and Vaughn are engaged, I would exercise a little bit of caution about all the specific details in the Life & Style report. The way it reads, it"s like they"ve taken up permanent residence in Jen"s guest room. Full Story

Tori Spelling: it"s on bitch!

June 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m warning you. If don"t care to hear me railing long and hard on Tori Spelling, stop reading now. Otherwise, let"s trash together... Check out this week"s Us Weekly. Shocker of shockers!!! She actually looks pretty human, non? But still..."Her mother"s betrayal"??? Alleging that her mother has been having an affair??? Gossips, I don"t care who you are and how much money you stand to lose, you keep that sh*t behind closed doors with the lawyers. Full Story