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The Daily Disappointment: Kate Moss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 12, 2006 12:00:00 July 12, 2006 12:00:00

In my book, she can do no wrong. But this…this is a giant vajayjay. And hey, if anyone can rock a giant vajayjay, it"s Kate Moss. Unfortunately however, the giant vajayjay is making her look - gasp! - wide. Now you know me. I"m all for taking risks, I"m all for erring on the side of unique over staying safe on the side of Boring Aniston, and I"m all for cutting edge style statements, especially Kate"s particular brand of cutting edge style statement. Full Story

Mischa Barton: killer bitch, killer style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2006 12:00:00 July 7, 2006 12:00:00

Why does this bitch have to be such a bitch? It pains me. It pains me but I have to. Because the girl hardly ever goes wrong and I love, love, love her style vibe. Now wait. Just wait before you starting going off about how "she"s wearing ankle boots with a dress and bad bad bad." Not bad, gossips. Full Story

Thursday, July 6, 2006 Dear gossips, NEVER thought I"d say this but I"ll take Jennifer Aniston"s post-divorce, pity party any day over Hilary Swank"s shameless new Vanity Fair exposé. What is it about Leslie Bennetts that inspires the biggest stars to make the basest revelations??? Quick housekeeping item first - the "subscribe" feature is currently broken. I"m working on it but if you"ve been trying to subscribe and can"t, please wait a few days, it should be taken care of after the weekend. A thousand apologies for the inconvenience! In today"s issue: Hilary"s bad form, on Jen"s rumoured engagement, tiptoeing around the Gay Midget Dwarf, J Lo"s competition, and Tara"s tits on Canadian soil.

Jen & Vince engaged?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2006 12:00:00 July 6, 2006 12:00:00

Both Us Weekly and Life & Style are reporting it. So I guess it"s true? And while I don"t dispute the fact that Aniston and Vaughn are engaged, I would exercise a little bit of caution about all the specific details in the Life & Style report. The way it reads, it"s like they"ve taken up permanent residence in Jen"s guest room. Full Story

Tori Spelling: it"s on bitch!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2006 12:00:00 June 29, 2006 12:00:00

I"m warning you. If don"t care to hear me railing long and hard on Tori Spelling, stop reading now. Otherwise, let"s trash together... Check out this week"s Us Weekly. Shocker of shockers!!! She actually looks pretty human, non? But still..."Her mother"s betrayal"??? Alleging that her mother has been having an affair??? Gossips, I don"t care who you are and how much money you stand to lose, you keep that sh*t behind closed doors with the lawyers. Full Story

Friday, June 16, 2006 Dear gossips, Mail server is down which is why subscribers did not get the column delivered to your inboxes. If you can, please let the other gossips know – I’d greatly appreciate it! This is for Cheryl and the Trinis. I’m sorry about your loss today. But your Soca Warriors will go on. May the Goddess be with you. So forgive me if I seem distracted. I’m suffering from what looks to be a month long loin quiveration problem brought on by the World Cup. And since both England and Sweden played today, I’d be lying if I told you I wasn’t swooning like a bitch in heat in front of the telly. In today’s issue: by popular demand – discussing the whereabouts of Shiloh’s arch nemesis, Britney’s blubberfest, admiring Jessica’s tits, Posh in red, Kate Beckinsale channels Jennifer Aniston, and another celebrity danceoff – my favourite!
Wednesday, June 14, 2006 Dear gossips, Please accept my gratitude for the love you have shown my mother. You are too kind and I greatly appreciate all of your messages. I will accept the well wishes on her behalf but I"m sorry, I"m not going to tell her. Because she is insufferable enough as it is. I trust you understand? In today"s short issue: on Nicole & Keith as promised, on Lindsay & Paris & Jessica, on Avril & Deryck, on Renee, and another black dress for Jennifer Aniston.

The Daily Boring: Surprise! It"s Jennifer Aniston!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2006 12:00:00 June 14, 2006 12:00:00

Ok so here"s the thing. I think this is a lovely, sexy, exciting dress. Black, yes. But it is original and interesting and I really, really wish she could have worked it. Because - aside from the fact that the sun damage is getting kind of alarming - Jennifer Aniston looks nice. And when I say nice, I mean "good enough". Full Story

Ben Affleck & the return of hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

Playing a little catch up here since People pre-empted my Thursday night column last week with their legal hissy fit. Anyway, back to Ben. I can never decide when it comes to Ben. Sometimes I"m all over it, almost to the point of Freebie Five induction. At other times, however, I think he"s a revolting pudgy mess. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston & the curious little bump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

So it’s either good news or bad news. The good news would be that Jen and Vince are pregnant, that the little bulge inside Jen’s little belly is actually the beginning of their Shiloh counterattack – a delusional attempt to usurp the Olympian superiority of Hollywood’s ultimate golden child. For her sake, I hope that’s the case. Full Story

Another Pitt tit for tat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2006 12:00:00 June 6, 2006 12:00:00

Yesterday. The day that Jennifer Aniston was supposed to be basking in the glory of finally owning a box office, Brad Pitt and his triple baby momma decide to dominate the headlines once again. Because what"s a $38 million dollar weekend take compared to the first photos of one of the most famous babies ever born??? I know some of you are sick of my mantra but seriously y"all…there really are NO coincidences in Hollywood. Full Story