Jennifer Aniston Gossip

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Friday, June 16, 2006
Dear gossips, Mail server is down which is why subscribers did not get the column delivered to your inboxes. If you can, please let the other gossips know – I’d greatly appreciate it! This is for Cheryl and the Trinis. I’m sorry about your loss today. But your Soca Warriors will go on. May the Goddess be with you. So forgive me if I seem distracted. I’m suffering from what looks to be a month long loin quiveration problem brought on by the World Cup. And since both England and Sweden played today, I’d be lying if I told you I wasn’t swooning like a bitch in heat in front of the telly. In today’s issue: by popular demand – discussing the whereabouts of Shiloh’s arch nemesis, Britney’s blubberfest, admiring Jessica’s tits, Posh in red, Kate Beckinsale channels Jennifer Aniston, and another celebrity danceoff – my favourite!
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Dear gossips, Please accept my gratitude for the love you have shown my mother. You are too kind and I greatly appreciate all of your messages. I will accept the well wishes on her behalf but I"m sorry, I"m not going to tell her. Because she is insufferable enough as it is. I trust you understand? In today"s short issue: on Nicole & Keith as promised, on Lindsay & Paris & Jessica, on Avril & Deryck, on Renee, and another black dress for Jennifer Aniston.

The Daily Boring: Surprise! It"s Jennifer Aniston!

June 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ok so here"s the thing. I think this is a lovely, sexy, exciting dress. Black, yes. But it is original and interesting and I really, really wish she could have worked it. Because - aside from the fact that the sun damage is getting kind of alarming - Jennifer Aniston looks nice. And when I say nice, I mean "good enough". Full Story

Ben Affleck & the return of hot

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Playing a little catch up here since People pre-empted my Thursday night column last week with their legal hissy fit. Anyway, back to Ben. I can never decide when it comes to Ben. Sometimes I"m all over it, almost to the point of Freebie Five induction. At other times, however, I think he"s a revolting pudgy mess. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston & the curious little bump

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So it’s either good news or bad news. The good news would be that Jen and Vince are pregnant, that the little bulge inside Jen’s little belly is actually the beginning of their Shiloh counterattack – a delusional attempt to usurp the Olympian superiority of Hollywood’s ultimate golden child. For her sake, I hope that’s the case. Full Story

Another Pitt tit for tat

June 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday. The day that Jennifer Aniston was supposed to be basking in the glory of finally owning a box office, Brad Pitt and his triple baby momma decide to dominate the headlines once again. Because what"s a $38 million dollar weekend take compared to the first photos of one of the most famous babies ever born??? I know some of you are sick of my mantra but seriously y"all…there really are NO coincidences in Hollywood. Full Story

Jen loves the kids

May 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to DB in Chicago who says that Angelina is not the only child-friendly Pitt lover in the world. It appears Jennifer Aniston has a soft spot for kids too so perhaps we can chalk up her frosty discomfort about babysitting on Regis to Shiloh stress? It must be hard…withholding your womb for years to the world"s sexiest man, only to know in the end that you were just a springboard for his true sperm destiny. Full Story

Jen & Vince in Chicago & did you see her on Regis?

May 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now doesn"t she look lovely in white? And doesn"t she look not so lovely and actually kind a dumpy in black? Here are Jen and Vince in Chicago continuing to work very diligently against the critics in support of their Break Up. I mean, this film is getting chewed out so badly even I feel a sympathy pang or two. Full Story

The Daily Old & Wrinkly: Jennifer Aniston

May 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From the devastating effects of alcohol and overf*ckage to the devastating effects of too much sun and too much fraud…take a look at JenJen in Santa Monica this weekend looking not so J-Glow and definitely not so pressed. Sorry, but it’s something I get from my mother. She says wrinkly clothes bring bad luck and since, thanks to her, I’m intensely superstitious, I always think that if I don’t go out crisp and ironed, horrible things will happen to me. Full Story

The Daily Overrated: Liz Hurley

May 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If Jennifer Aniston can’t stop wearing black, Liz Hurley doesn’t wear it enough. Anyone else sick of looking at her in pink, powder blue, green, now purple, and every other colour under the rainbow??? By the way…have you noticed her glam to budget transformation of late? Tacky at the Costume Institute gala and tacky last night at the Chopard event. Full Story

Sofia Coppola in Cannes

May 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I trash people all the time for wearing the same thing, the same black dress, over and over again. Because on Jennifer Aniston, it’s just plain boring. There are, of course, exceptions to every rule. And constant black on Sofia Coppola is actually pure gorgessity. There’s something so enigmatic, so tasteful, so inherently elegant about Sofia that black just works, even if you think she looks the same all the time. Full Story