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Nick Lachey"s perfect move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2006 12:00:00 April 20, 2006 12:00:00

Memo to Tom. Son, you NEED to hire Nick"s publicist. Because never was a PR strategy so brilliantly conceived. So while my sources still maintain that Nick was the one who wanted out of the marriage for obvious reasons (his ex wife is a giant hole), reinventing himself as the man who adored his bride, who continues to adore her still, is absolute grade A spin at its finest. Full Story

Eva Longoria: would this bitch shut up???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2006 12:00:00 April 18, 2006 12:00:00

So she"s out and about promoting The Sentinel. And now that she"s getting a little taste of film life, all of a sudden she"s reinventing her vampy image, claiming she doesn’t understand why she"s always asked about her sexual proclivities, blaming "media spin" for turning her into a perceived horny snatch. Full Story

Hello Moses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2006 12:00:00 April 17, 2006 12:00:00

First glimpse of my best friend and her baby boy this weekend in front of an entire village of pappies, ensuring that everyone got the same photo and, more importantly, that the bounty on her son"s head was immediately rendered obsolete. So what"s the big deal about the name? Because let"s be honest: All of you who hate the girl would have blasted her for ANY name she settled on. Full Story

The Daily Disintegration: Teri Hatcher"s face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2006 12:00:00 April 9, 2006 12:00:00

This weekend at the GLAAD awards. So is there any wonder why the entire smutting universe thinks Ryan Seacrest is gay? What self respecting straight man would hit this? Teri Hatcher is an instant erection killer. And at this rate, the wretched hag is going to be single for life. Poor thing. Now I feel sorry for her. Full Story

JenJen won’t talk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2006 12:00:00 April 4, 2006 12:00:00

Nope. She gets her friends to do it for her. So Jennifer Aniston and her Friends with Money co-stars were the on The Today Show promoting their new movie with reporter Jill Rappaport. At one point, Jill asks her about the $8 million wedding rumours at Oprah’s house blah blah blah. Instead of speaking up for herself and saying “I don’t want to discuss my personal life” like any self respecting NON VICTIM, Jen sat mute while Catherine Keener quickly came to her defense. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2006 12:00:00 April 2, 2006 12:00:00

He’s getting older and fatherhood is taking a slight toll, but Brad is Brad. And I’d still give him my Chinagirl if he ever came calling. But these shoes, worn during a trip last week to the Caribbean, do nothing for my loins. Maybe with an Ocean’s Eleven Italian suit. Maybe with anything other than a white tee and beat up jeans. Full Story

Jen & Vince in Chicago

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2006 12:00:00 March 30, 2006 12:00:00

Thanks to the lovely Susan Z for passing these along. Bystander photos of Jen and Vince doing reshoots for The Break Up in Chicago. According to the photographer, Vince is “really hot and a lot skinnier”, while Jen is quite attractive and very, very thin. Have to tell you, as much as I don’t want to, this film will mark the 2nd time in my life that I am willing to pay for a Jennifer Aniston movie. Full Story

Tuesday, March 28, 2006 Dear gossips, Today is a good day, which means I’m feeling particularly vicious and I owe it all to you for helping me spread my smutty little site to as many likeminded gossiphounds as you can find. Thank you! In today’s issue: kind words for Jennifer Aniston, kind words for Christina Ricci, kind words for Kim Basinger, not so kind words for Julia Roberts and that skank bag Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Wilmer Valderamma shares his little black book.

Jennifer Aniston looks lovely

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2006 12:00:00 March 28, 2006 12:00:00

Well doesn’t she??? Here’s Jen at the premiere of Friends With Money. For Sony"s sake, let’s hope the film does well before she ends up blaming the director and the script and everyone else but herself. Sorry, I digress. Back to the compliments. I like the ponytail. I like that she’s trying something different. Full Story

Is Michael Douglas cheating?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2006 12:00:00 March 26, 2006 12:00:00

It would certainly be delicious, wouldn"t it? Especially since he trashed Brad Pitt two weeks ago for leaving Jennifer Aniston. So here"s the story. There"s a rumour that is spreading like wildfire across the internet that Michael Douglas is having a torrid affair with Laura Elena Harring, star of Mulholland Drive and currently on The Shield. Full Story