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Jessica Alba: JLo wannabe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2006 12:00:00 March 16, 2006 12:00:00

So obvious it"s almost insulting. And more than a little sad. In fact, one of the most tragic things about the Hollywood illusion is that too often, the actual players themselves start believing in the impossible. They begin to believe that they are more than they can ever be. And when this happens, when celebrities cease to objectively analyse and understand their limitations, the results can be disastrous. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: looking good in Vogue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2006 12:00:00 March 14, 2006 12:00:00

Take a look at the new, improved, tough "don"t pity me" Jen in the pages of April Vogue from JJB. Quite lovely thouugh I"m not a huge fan of her pucker, particularly because of the way it accentuates the chin. Thank Goddess for the talented photoshopper assigned to scale that thing down. Full Story

From Malcolm: on Nicole Kidman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2006 12:00:00 March 13, 2006 12:00:00

As an Australian I just have to say I cant stand the over-exposed over-botoxed bitch. Is there no end to the ego and how desperate can one person be to whore themselves to publicity. I once though she had talent, now all her skill is desperately try to hide the talons. She leaves Aniston in dead-in-the-water when it comes to playing up the weak-victimmised woman. Full Story

Sunday, March 5, 2006
Dear gossips, To tell you the truth, I was bored. Was Crash really a huge upset? Wasn’t every critic calling for it all week anyway? Weren’t you just a little disappointed with Jon Stewart? What happened to impassioned Oscar speeches? Is it just me or was Reese still acting when she accepted her award? Where is Jamie Foxx when you need him? And is everything OK with Lauren Bacall? As for the most important question of the night – whether or not Joaquin was sending me his message of love - I have since concluded after replaying his segment at least 15 times that he was actually shouting out his nephews Rio and Indiana, named in honour of River, sons of Liberty and Summer, and quite obviously the pride and joy of their uncle and my lover. So without further ado, here’s my annual Oscar fashion wrap up. And remember – it’s not what WE would wear. Because we would obviously be happy with anything. THEY on the other hand have every designer, jeweller, and stylist at their disposal. Which is why there is no excuse for putting us to sleep. Are you listening Jennifer Aniston?

Most Ungrateful: Jennifer Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2006 12:00:00 March 5, 2006 12:00:00

Dear Jennifer, So the nice folks at the Academy throw you a bone and invite you to come to the big show, just to give you a taste of something you’ll never have. It is an honour for a piddling actress like you and I hoped that you would have made the most of such a kind act of sympathy from those who have pitied you all year. Full Story

Best Dressed: Jessica Alba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2006 12:00:00 March 5, 2006 12:00:00

Y’all know I hate this bitch. But as much as I can’t stand her, the carpet belonged to Alba. It was appropriate, it was gorgeous, it was not out of her element, it was sass and vavoom, it had a gorgeous back, and it was utterly and completely HER. So the question is – what exactly is Jessica Alba up to? Full Story

Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Dear gossips, Shocker of all shockers!!! Jennifer Aniston is a fraud??? You don"t f&cking say! Oh yes, smuthounds. Monday was a happy day indeed. More Chin-bashing later. First - THANK YOU for all of your Oscar contest entries. We"re on pace for a record number which means that if you win, you"ll have the distinction of beating out thousands and thousands of other well educated gossips. Just a reminder to all of you who have yet to complete your ballots. Please remember to indicate "Canada" or "International" when filling in the "CLASS" section of the form. This will help determine the winner. Thanks and click here to enter! I"m in a gloating mood today so if you"re an Aniston fan or a Chad Michael Murray fan, you might want to stop reading now. In today"s issue: Aniston exposed, hearting the Beckhams, Lindsay and Wilmer back together?, travelling with TomKat, Sophia annuls, and a brand new smutty riddle.

JenJen is a bad Friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 28, 2006 12:00:00 February 28, 2006 12:00:00

Praise Buddha. And I thought I was the only one who saw through the stinking pile of fraud sh*t underneath the over-manufactured and over-coiffed package known as Jennifer Aniston. Apparently not. My inbox was flooded yesterday with a small army of you rejoicing at the NY Daily News report on the "real" Jen - the insecure, vain, self obsessed Jen who has so deftly played the PR game and re-invented herself as the girl next door. Full Story

From TS: on the Aniston mane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2006 12:00:00 February 26, 2006 12:00:00

A couple of weeks ago (prior to Sundance) I had my hair cut at Chris McMillan"s salon by one of his stylists, who sits across from Chris (...there is a kind of partition between he and Chris... ) as I was taking my seat, who was sitting with Chris but Ms.Aniston herself. Amazing how you can feel the energy of a salon full of cool people trying to act cool because she"s there. Full Story

A case for George & Renee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2006 12:00:00 February 21, 2006 12:00:00

I’m about to gloat, just a little. If you can’t handle it, skip to the next. Gloating isn’t terribly gracious, but then again, neither is gossiping. And in this business, I gotta give my sources their due when they come through. On Sunday night, following the BAFTAs, I reported exclusively on the bedroom eye action going on between Renee Z and George Clooney at the event. Full Story

Kidman, Thurman, and Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2006 12:00:00 February 21, 2006 12:00:00

All three have been confirmed as Oscar presenters on March 5th. All three are thin, divorced, and dating anew. But upon closer examination? Hmmmm…let’s see. Uma and Nicole: Statuesque FILM ACTRESSES with several nominations between them. Jen Aniston: Not so much. So who’s the odd chin out???  Full Story