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Quickie Mailbag

February 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Major disagreements on the authenticity of the Aniston mane. Damn. Didn"t think it would be this hard. Also some more of your guesses. Enjoy! Full Story

From Malissa J: it"s a weave

February 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m a hairstylist and barber. My profesional opinion on Jennifer Aniston"s hairis that, I believe the girl"s got a weave. Sure, her own hair has always been great on its own (much unlike her dry thin lipped, Jay Leno chinned face), but nobody with hair that long can keep it in such great shape without a little help. Full Story

From Angie: it"s real, real, real

February 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At present, I can undeniably confirm that Jennifer Aniston"s hair is real. During her super long hair phase a few years back on Friends, those were some fantastic natural hair extensions but not these days. Keep in mind, this girl is half Greek and we are a bunch of hairy motherf*ckers. Dear Angie, I feel the need to inform my readers out there who might take offence (and send me too much hate mail) that you are a pure blood Hellenic goddess, loud and proud. Full Story

From Linda: on Aniston"s hair

January 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What makes you think that actually is Jennifer Annistons hair. She wears a fall on talk shows..you know the slightly different colored hump on top. I think shes got a bunch of extentions in there. Can we hear from hair people on this so important issue? Dear Linda, 10-4. I"m sending this out to the hair people for their commentary. Full Story

From Cyndi T: Jen abuses the help?

January 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is this dirty girl Jennifer Aniston? Dear Cyndi, Pains me to say no, but no. Absolutely not. While Jennifer Aniston is certainly not gracious to the minions, her rudeness is a tad more subtle than the abuser. Focus on someone who is a constant and repeat offender, at home and away from home. Full Story

From Reaghan M: Gerard Butler for the Freebie 5

January 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My next suggestion for your #5 spot would be Gerard Butler. Among other roles, he played the Phantom in the Phanotm of the Opera...pitty his face was covered. Although he does not have the big star thing happening for him either, he is smoldering hot and worth your consideration. Once again, I won"t be offended if he doesn"t make your cut. Full Story

From Blaine N: on Brad and his ladies

January 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From Blaine N: on Brad and his ladies I do need to point out to you the overwhelming evidence that Brad Pitt has a very strong predeliction towards physically morphing into his significant others. Let"s go back, starting with Gwyn: matching straw-blonde hair, at points they even had the same hair cut, waifish physique, pale. Full Story

From Cyndee M: Gwyneth Paltrow "I NEED MONEY"

January 31, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 31, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Estee Lauder must be thrilled! Between the cost of pampers and staying platinum blonde she must be hurting. She is the most annoying, irritating person EVER. Who could possibly be a fan of hers??? Oh wait....I forgot… Dear Cyndee: In case you hadn"t heard, Gwyneth is a celebrity. And it is my pleasure to provide you an introductory lesson in Celebrity 101 by telling you that they are all moneywhores. Full Story

The Daily Ugly: John Stamos

January 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First - let me just say that I ADORE Uncle Jesse. I think he"s handsome and he looks like a nice guy and he"s just b-list enough to be a very good candidate for Jennifer Aniston, as soon as Vince Vaughn wakes up and retrieves his sense of humour. And this is not the first time I"ve made such a suggestion. Full Story

Worst Colour, Best Hair: Marcia Cross

January 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It"s not that I object to the colour of her dress overall. I"m just saying it"s a little tiresome to see this girl walk the carpet in every shade of the rainbow at each subsequent awards show. Last time it was orange, before that it was emerald green, before that it was probably red. Which is why I would love to see Marcia Cross in black. Full Story

The Academy invites Jennifer

January 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have emailed me today, some euphoric and others incredulous, over the fact that Jennifer Aniston has been asked by the Academy to present at the Oscars on March 5th. Your comments ranged from “you’re wrong Lainey, she’s a true movie star and not just a tv actress!” to “what the f&ck were they thinking asking her to come???” Needless to say, I felt compelled to add my own smutty voice to all of yours. Full Story