Oh she wants it bad.
Last week I posted this article about Jennifer Aniston’s new role in Goree Girls, the true story about a female inmate country band from the 40s, questioning whether she’ll be willing to get ugly for Oscar.
Prisoners in 1940s had perfect blowouts?
Most of you didn’t think, when polled, that she’d make the sacrifice.
She will however, as part of her Academy Award campaign modelled after Reese Witherspoon, learn how to sing.
Actually, according to the film’s director, Fabulous at 40!, in addition to being so sweet and nice, and the best friend, with reasonable good looks and the great attitude ever!, can carry a tune:
"She can sing," the movie's director, Michael Sucsy,
was ordered to tell tells E! Online. "And she's going to learn how to play the Dobro [guitar]."
In other words: hello Auto-tune!
Now the John Mayer episode kinda makes sense. When she was still paying him, he did say that: “Do you know that girl can sing? She does it when she doesn’t think anybody’s paying attention. I said to her the other night, ‘There’s a track in there’. I think she could… kill it.”
Now that quote will be used like a degree from Julliard every time someone questions it:
Jennifer Aniston has a great voice?
Yeah, John Mayer said so…
Oh well in that case she must sing like Celine Dion
Well played, Huvane*. Well played.
*Jennifer Aniston’s publicist.
** spoof Renaissance shot by Worth 1000
Image by www.WORTH1000.com **from Wenn.com