Jennifer Aniston is still not pregnant
“She is not pregnant. What you see is her having just enjoyed a delicious big lunch and her feeling safe on private property.”
So now we’re getting scolded for undermining body positivity and ruining her holiday. See? This is why bumpwatch f-cking sucks. Until two months from now, at which point she’ll be pregnant again, for the 47th time, one for every year she’s been alive.
Can we make a pact? From now on we’re not talking about this until we literally see her breastfeeding?
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