Jennifer Aniston is still not pregnant

June 16, 2016 18:10:07 Posted at June 16, 2016 18:10:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jennifer Aniston stepped out again in New York today. And she’s still not pregnant. Yesterday her publicist told ET that

“She is not pregnant. What you see is her having just enjoyed a delicious big lunch and her feeling safe on private property.”

So now we’re getting scolded for undermining body positivity and ruining her holiday. See? This is why bumpwatch f-cking sucks. Until two months from now, at which point she’ll be pregnant again, for the 47th time, one for every year she’s been alive.

Can we make a pact? From now on we’re not talking about this until we literally see her breastfeeding?

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