Glamour Honours Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2007 00:00:00 November 6, 2007 00:00:00

Glamour Magazine has named Jennifer Garner Woman of the Year. Don’t fall asleep.

As you can see, only Taupe can turn an otherwise beautiful dress into something unspectacular. The hair is boring, the earrings are for grannies, but back to the hair… what is with the hair???

Of course she and Ben stayed apart on the carpet. Of course they did. Because they’re all about not exposing their family for their careers.

Oh really?

Would Taupe be Woman of the Year if not for adorable little Violet and those impossibly cute photos every other day? Would Taupe be an American Sweetheart if not for her well documented devotion to her daughter?

Bitch… please.

Also attached – photos of Ben, his dry face, and his very thin lips. Ew.

I’m officially bored…you?

Photos from wenn


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