Taupe in Granny Green

October 17, 2007 13:39:04 Posted at October 17, 2007 13:39:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quite possible her worst yet… Taupe Jennifer Garner with Ben the other night in Boston leaving the Gone Baby Gone after party in a geriatric dress and wrapped in a throw that Martha Stewart wouldn’t put on her couch. I can smell it from here – like mothballs with cracker crumbs caught in the fabric that is starting to pill from overuse and a crusty patch of pasta sauce stuck in the corner probably used to wipe granny’s mouth.

Seriously…why can’t this girl dress?

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