The Thinnification of Taupe

November 30, 2009 15:11:15 Posted at November 30, 2009 15:11:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Garner seemed to be in no rush to starve herself following the birth of 2nd daughter Seraphina born last January. Was great. Lately though…

This is Garner after getting her hair done yesterday. She looks gaunt, her jeans are falling off of her, her hips, they’re scaring me, and her head suddenly looks really, really big. Is it just me? Maybe it’s just me.

She’s been lean, sure. But always lean strong. This iteration of Taupe seems lean frail. By Hollywood standards, of course, she’s totally perfect. Size 0 and getting smaller. Hopefully these are simply bad angles and a very slimming pair of pants? Have included as many photos as possible for you to analyse.

The good news is that the day before she was seen devouring a chocolate bar.

Photos from and

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