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5 years later

June 30, 2010 06:26:09 Posted at June 30, 2010 06:26:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston didn’t make it 5 years. They were 6 months shy of the mark when they announced the divorce. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner however have hit a milestone. Married 5 years yesterday, seen here in Venice, CA on Monday after a celebratory dinner at Gjelina on Abbot Kinney. Full Story

JLo & Taupe...?

April 22, 2010 11:59:50 Posted at April 22, 2010 11:59:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The LA premiere of The Back-up Plan last night. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony working hard to promote it. I liked the gold dress better from the other day. There’s some buzz going on that Lopez was asked on the carpet about Jennifer Garner. Yeah, that Jennifer Garner. As in Bennifer 2. See now these are the questions we want, right? Will they be working on a movie together? Please. Full Story

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Taupe & Legs Theron

March 29, 2010 10:19:13 Posted at March 29, 2010 10:19:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Also at the Matt Damon American Cinematheque – Jennifer Garner in a midnight blue cocktail, I love. Taupe also spoke on stage, roasting Damon in reference to his relationship with Ben Affleck. Taupe made a funny! "Ben is half of one of the greatest love stories ever told. Not with me. The actual prototype for the great Hollywood Bromance . Full Story

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MiniVan Morning Porn

February 10, 2010 15:01:25 Posted at February 10, 2010 15:01:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Gosling, where are you? I need you. Because it’s been a long ass day. Between the Olympics and blogging and rehearsals and a thousand emails on both accounts, this is the sh-t that completely picked my ass. I need a distraction from the sugar raping poseur vagina monologue delivered by Taupe and Shelfy on Good Morning America. Full Story

Woah. Down girl

February 9, 2010 06:35:48 Posted at February 9, 2010 06:35:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Um, yeah, so it’s a movie premiere. With an ensemble cast. Not that that makes a difference. Because it’s a MOVIE PREMIERE, it’s not the f-cking Oscars. But someone forgot to tell Jessica Biel who called up Kate Beckinsale for advice on what to wear. Which is why Shelfy showed up on the carpet last night full of tryhardery and way, way, WAY overdressed. Full Story

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Shelfy + Taupe = Bore

February 3, 2010 06:57:37 Posted at February 3, 2010 06:57:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured together in an article so banal, it makes People seem controversial. Full Story

Mr Taupe is contrite

January 27, 2010 07:23:31 Posted at January 27, 2010 07:23:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Someone knows he f-cked up. And someone is smart enough to be sorry for it. Or, at the very least, to look like he’s sorry for it. This is one of the qualities (of many qualities) that Chris Brown is lacking: Contrition. As posted yesterday, Ben Affleck gave an interview at Sundance during which he appeared to publicly rebuke his Taupe wife for telling a magazine about their courtship. Full Story

Mr Taupe is a sulky bitch

January 26, 2010 12:28:57 Posted at January 26, 2010 12:28:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember Taupe Garner’s interview with Parade? When she revealed that Ben Affleck courted her via email? Well, Ben was at Sundance the other day promoting The Company Men and was asked about Garner’s quote at which point he turned into a sulky little bitch and basically embarrassed his wife on television, not so subtly admonishing her for revealing their romantic secrets. Full Story

Taupe’s whispers

January 22, 2010 06:17:00 Posted at January 22, 2010 06:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Valentine’s Day is coming up. The occasion and the movie. Since the film stars almost everyone in Hollywood, they’re now all covering magazines and appearing on talk shows to promote it. Jessica Biel ended up on Vogue. And her BFF Taupe Garner gets Parade. Safe. The interview is predictably beige. Full Story

Worst Globe Hair: Taupe Garner

January 18, 2010 08:58:34 Posted at January 18, 2010 08:58:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Jesus she made me straight up ANGRY. Every time I see the pictures I am angry. So angry. How do you sit in a chair and ASK FOR THIS HAIR? Wait, let me guess. People.com is ranking this as a “best” of the night? I don’t even have to click over there and I know already. It’s what the MiniVan would want. Full Story