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Shelfy + Taupe = Bore

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2010 06:57:37 February 3, 2010 06:57:37

These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured together in an article so banal, it makes People seem controversial. Full Story

Mr Taupe is contrite

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2010 07:23:31 January 27, 2010 07:23:31

Someone knows he f-cked up. And someone is smart enough to be sorry for it. Or, at the very least, to look like he’s sorry for it. This is one of the qualities (of many qualities) that Chris Brown is lacking: Contrition. As posted yesterday, Ben Affleck gave an interview at Sundance during which he appeared to publicly rebuke his Taupe wife for telling a magazine about their courtship. Full Story

Mr Taupe is a sulky bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2010 12:28:57 January 26, 2010 12:28:57

Remember Taupe Garner’s interview with Parade? When she revealed that Ben Affleck courted her via email? Well, Ben was at Sundance the other day promoting The Company Men and was asked about Garner’s quote at which point he turned into a sulky little bitch and basically embarrassed his wife on television, not so subtly admonishing her for revealing their romantic secrets. Full Story

Taupe’s whispers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2010 06:17:00 January 22, 2010 06:17:00

Valentine’s Day is coming up. The occasion and the movie. Since the film stars almost everyone in Hollywood, they’re now all covering magazines and appearing on talk shows to promote it. Jessica Biel ended up on Vogue. And her BFF Taupe Garner gets Parade. Safe. The interview is predictably beige. Full Story

Worst Globe Hair: Taupe Garner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2010 08:58:34 January 18, 2010 08:58:34

Sweet Jesus she made me straight up ANGRY. Every time I see the pictures I am angry. So angry. How do you sit in a chair and ASK FOR THIS HAIR? Wait, let me guess. People.com is ranking this as a “best” of the night? I don’t even have to click over there and I know already. It’s what the MiniVan would want. Full Story

Taupe’s little arms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2009 11:52:38 December 4, 2009 11:52:38

I remarked on what I perceived to be her Thinnification the other day – click here if you missed it – and last night Taupe Jennifer Garner stepped out at the Children’s Defence Fund in LA showing off her little arms. Or maybe it’s just me. Full Story

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The Thinnification of Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 15:11:15 November 30, 2009 15:11:15

Jennifer Garner seemed to be in no rush to starve herself following the birth of 2nd daughter Seraphina born last January. Was great. Lately though… This is Garner after getting her hair done yesterday. She looks gaunt, her jeans are falling off of her, her hips, they’re scaring me, and her head suddenly looks really, really big. Full Story

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Shelfy & Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2009 06:49:58 November 11, 2009 06:49:58

Sweet Christ, can you imagine being invited to tag along for this one? The only benefit would be finishing off their food. Because you know they don’t eat. Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner hooked up for dinner last night in LA following Biel’s appearance on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien during which she talked about hiding from the paps using disguises, pretending like she doesn’t pre-arrange her sightings. Full Story

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One happy Affleck family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 17:28:53 October 20, 2009 17:28:53

Taupe must have been tired of those photos of him with the others, of Ben looking happy with everyone else but her. Photo Assumption can be a very powerful game. And celebrities use it to their advantages too. So this is the family Affleck today on set in Boston. Jennifer Garner brought the girls to see daddy on break, and daddy’s face lit up. Full Story

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Easy make-a-story

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 16:27:39 October 1, 2009 16:27:39

Ben Affleck shooting his movie The Town with the impossibly charming Rebecca Hall and Photo Assumption says he’s happy. He’s in great spirits. He’s also in character. It’s called acting. But you know it won’t be long before Life & Style goes for a run with this one. Full Story

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