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Date night at the ball game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2009 05:11:00 May 19, 2009 05:11:00

Ben Affleck has been shooting a movie in Boston. Taupe and their two girls have joined him. They say there’s a charity poker event he’s hosting with Matt Damon here in Cannes but last night Ben and Jen were at the Magic Celtics Game 7. I love these photos. Something about the way he’s holding her hand… it’s very sweet. Full Story

Spanx and a belt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 29, 2009 16:35:30 April 29, 2009 16:35:30

It makes all the difference. Last night Jennifer Garner wore a shapeless black dress to see The Little Mermaid. This afternoon she took Violet shopping at a children’s store. Then tonight at Letterman, with Spanx and a belt, that’s all it takes to go from frumpy to flattering. But for that feathered fringe. Full Story

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Ghosts, Girlfriends, and a Geriatric

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 08:08:17 April 28, 2009 08:08:17

Last night at the Hollywood premiere of The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, also known as How to Lose a Guy in the Fool’s Gold Sahara - Matthew McConaughey brought his baby mother along as costar Taupe Jennifer Garner hit her first carpet since giving birth to 2nd daughter Seraphina. She bores me but she deserves acknowledgement: Taupe did not and has not turned into a size 0 post-pregnancy. Full Story

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Easter Taupes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 13:17:47 April 13, 2009 13:17:47

Violet celebrated Easter yesterday with her parents then Ben kissed Taupe before jetting off to Massachusetts where he was filming today a new movie called The Company Men. The Company Men costarring Kevin Costner and Tommy Lee Jones and Rosemarie DeWitt (who should NOT have been ignored in Rachel Getting Married!) tells the story of some dude who gets laid off and the new reality facing his family as a result of a company downsize. Full Story

Saving it up for Violet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 12:48:21 April 3, 2009 12:48:21

Explains why Taupe Jennifer Garner is so taupe. Turns out she was storing. Saving up everything interesting, all personality and charisma, for her daughter Violet. Violet is not Taupe. Even from the pictures you can see it: Violet is spicy. Violet is my favourite. Have always said that Violet is my favourite. Full Story

Mom comes to help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 16:26:00 January 15, 2009 16:26:00

Ben Affleck is on preschool pick up duty. Oh Violet. This child. I love her and I don’t even know her... which totally sounds f-cked up and creepy but that pretty much defines celebrity child obsession these days anyway. The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has more magazine covers than the entire cast of Friday Night Lights! As for adoring Violet… it’s just because she’s so happy. Full Story

Bitch is the new Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 13:23:27 January 5, 2009 13:23:27

For Taupe Jennifer Garner, as you know, as was documented on blog after blog, magazine after magazine, life after Alias was all about Violet. Proven time and again, most recently with the GMD and Valkyrie, the MiniVan Majority can make or break a career. Taupe understood this. And Violet is such a photogenic child. Full Story

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Still waiting…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2009 06:17:52 January 5, 2009 06:17:52

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner hand in hand, again spotted at the hospital, again not staying at the hospital, and still pregnant. She’s like the new Naomi Watts. They look happier than usual. Ben actually cracked half a smile for the paps. Much has been made of late about Taupe being photographed last week with sex therapist Holly Hein, the assumption being that there must be trouble in the marriage because Ben used to visit strip clubs and digitally explore the dancers. Full Story

NYE baby?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 31, 2008 13:28:23 December 31, 2008 13:28:23

The Taupes arrived at the hospital today prompting speculation that Violet’s sibling is coming like right now any minute. They don’t seem all that hurried or laboured to me. But then again, what do I know of such things? As for a scheduled c-section option, because apparently this is of much interest to many of you, she delivered naturally the first time. Full Story

The expanding Taupes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 10:28:59 December 1, 2008 10:28:59

The Afflecks arrived yesterday in LA from whereabouts unknown. Ben’s still wearing his hair closely cropped, Taupe’s sweater is another dreary winner, and little Violet, 3 today, is still as happy and as beguiling as ever, the most interesting person in her family. Am told the Taupes were very loving with one another on this occasion. Full Story

Taupe Maternity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 08:58:54 October 3, 2008 08:58:54

Sorry I’m a bit slow today. Been distracted reading this at Maclean’s. F*cking hilarious. Anyway… So I guess we’ve been spoiled a little. With all these celebrities getting pregnant and capitalising on their pregnancies as a boost to their careers via the paparazzi, we’ve been treated almost on a daily basis to super cute maternity wear. Full Story