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Worst. Taupe. Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 09:44:50 June 23, 2008 09:44:50

They say that we are too hard on celebrities… that once in a while, since we are allowed to look like schlubs, celebrities should be allowed to look like schlubs. That we should be more kind and forgiving when they walk around wearing ass. I agree… to a point. Because when we look like schlubs it’s because we’re usually walking the dog at 6 in the morning. Full Story

Ben in Pants, Vi in Stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 07:00:00 June 19, 2008 07:00:00

And Taupe too of course. Taupe is unremarkable. Here’s the family Affleck after eating at a diner yesterday. Ben needs to wear these jeans every day. They look amazing on him. Ben and Jen have been “candid” quite often lately. Almost as though there’s an announcement coming down the pipeline. Full Story

Violet’s First Day!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 05:03:11 June 17, 2008 05:03:11

Ben and Taupe took daughter Violet to her first day at pre-school Monday. Ben was apparently beaming with his nametag on during orientation for the parents while Jen was observed getting a little emotional. Violet meanwhile couldn’t have been more excited. Seriously…Violet is the best. Trading on her dimples is even better. Full Story

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Taupe & Violet please everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 05:30:52 June 13, 2008 05:30:52

Jennifer Garner was never as popular when Alias was ON the air as she has been now that it’s OFF the air. Strange, non? That an actress’s value can increase even when she’s not working? This is the power of the MiniVan Majority. Because Taupe had Violet. And Violet is the cutest, cutest, cutest. Full Story

Ben & Casey at the Salon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2008 06:11:02 May 29, 2008 06:11:02

Ben and Casey Affleck were in London yesterday promoting Gone Baby Gone and also found time to drop in at The Return of the Salon hosted by Esquire Magazine held at the Sanderson Hotel. My only memory of the Sanderson Hotel is from last summer. We went there for drinks while working on the Diana Concert special, a group of us on the patio, when this woman (a full blown adult) stood up in a hurry after drinking too much and literally, no joke, sprayed puke across our table. Full Story

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The Difference of a Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 08:52:34 May 6, 2008 08:52:34

Last year John Mayer accompanied a tranny  to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Full Story

The Taupes at the White House

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:14:08 April 28, 2008 00:14:08

A rare appearance in public by Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner – these two usually go to great pains to walk a carpet separately. But they also had the good sense not to pull any celebrity f&ckery at the White House Correspondents’ dinner on Saturday night which is why we were treated to several photos of the couple holding hands arriving at and leaving the event. Full Story

Taupe on the Stump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2008 07:05:13 March 17, 2008 07:05:13

In Boston this weekend, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner campaigned for Obama, hosting an event at a club called Rumour. I know it’s a conservative theme and a conservative crowd but faaaack… would it kill her not to dress, literally, like a hostess? On second thought – never mind. Full Story

No Ben at the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 27, 2008 07:28:00 February 27, 2008 07:28:00

Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer Garner’s career is hotter than ever. Full Story

Best Taupe: Jennifer Garner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2008 07:54:06 February 25, 2008 07:54:06

Normally Taupe Jennifer Garner brought it…and how. There was an edge to her on the carpet last night – something sassy, something confident, something really sexy in the way she walked, in the way she posed, in the way she invited people to look at her. It was a new Taupe. It was almost NO Taupe! Needless to say, the dress had a lot to do with it. Full Story

The Hair Keeps her Taupe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2008 09:56:44 January 16, 2008 09:56:44

Jennifer Garner last night at the National Board of Review Awards in a gorgeous dress showing off her Violet-toned arms and legs, feet tucked into a beautiful pair of shoes… and then that hair. Ugh that hair. Maybe it’s the bangs. Whatever it is, it looks like she’s heading to the library. Full Story