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The Taupes at the White House

April 28, 2008 00:14:08 Posted at April 28, 2008 00:14:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A rare appearance in public by Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner – these two usually go to great pains to walk a carpet separately. But they also had the good sense not to pull any celebrity f&ckery at the White House Correspondents’ dinner on Saturday night which is why we were treated to several photos of the couple holding hands arriving at and leaving the event. Full Story

Taupe on the Stump

March 17, 2008 07:05:13 Posted at March 17, 2008 07:05:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Boston this weekend, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner campaigned for Obama, hosting an event at a club called Rumour. I know it’s a conservative theme and a conservative crowd but faaaack… would it kill her not to dress, literally, like a hostess? On second thought – never mind. Full Story

No Ben at the Oscars

February 27, 2008 07:28:00 Posted at February 27, 2008 07:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer Garner’s career is hotter than ever. Full Story

Best Taupe: Jennifer Garner

February 25, 2008 07:54:06 Posted at February 25, 2008 07:54:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Normally Taupe Jennifer Garner brought it…and how. There was an edge to her on the carpet last night – something sassy, something confident, something really sexy in the way she walked, in the way she posed, in the way she invited people to look at her. It was a new Taupe. It was almost NO Taupe! Needless to say, the dress had a lot to do with it. Full Story

The Hair Keeps her Taupe

January 16, 2008 09:56:44 Posted at January 16, 2008 09:56:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Garner last night at the National Board of Review Awards in a gorgeous dress showing off her Violet-toned arms and legs, feet tucked into a beautiful pair of shoes… and then that hair. Ugh that hair. Maybe it’s the bangs. Whatever it is, it looks like she’s heading to the library. Full Story

Look Who’s Hot Again

January 14, 2008 05:41:39 Posted at January 14, 2008 05:41:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ben Affleck with Taupe and Violet are back in Cali after an extended stay in New York. Check out the family this weekend looking busy being a family. And check out Ben looking hotter than he has in a long, long time. Like almost Lopez-era hot. Yum. Ben of course is coming off a comeback year. Gone Baby Gone was a critical success and Amy Ryan’s performance, under Ben’s direction, is considered a lock for an Oscar nomination. Full Story

Alba Bitch Breeding!

December 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In all fairness, it’s been a kinder, gentler Jessica Alba of late. This is a girl who, once upon a time, stormed up and down Robson Street in Vancouver terrorising retailers, allowing her dog to piss and sh*t anywhere it wanted without cleaning up her own mess. My favourite Alba Bitch story though is from the set of Good Luck Chuck – she had finished shooting a scene and was sitting on a chair as a crew member walked by at which point she looked at him, lifted her leg and said: You can take my boots off now. Full Story

Taupe No Bangs

December 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Much better, non? Much less matronly, much more sassy and sexy too, though not too much so as to intimidate the MiniVan… for Taupe Jennifer Garner, it’s a perfect look. Love the bedhead and her toned arms, cute dress, and the “Simple” leather Louboutin – I have a pair in nude, they are the best nude heels on the market. Full Story

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Taupe Back to Work

November 30, 2007 06:45:00 Posted at November 30, 2007 06:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Broadway strike has ended, shows are back on just in time for the holiday rush which means Taupe’s turn in Cyrano de Bergerac has resumed as will, undoubtedly, her daily photo opp with little dimpled adorable Violet. Here’s the most popular MiniVan Majority mom and tot duo out and about yesterday and Jen leaving the theatre after her performance. Full Story

Glamour Honours Taupe

November 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at November 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Glamour Magazine has named Jennifer Garner Woman of the Year. Don’t fall asleep. As you can see, only Taupe can turn an otherwise beautiful dress into something unspectacular. The hair is boring, the earrings are for grannies, but back to the hair… what is with the hair??? Of course she and Ben stayed apart on the carpet. Full Story

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She’s Back

November 5, 2007 09:36:22 Posted at November 5, 2007 09:36:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon at time that goose guffaw coming out of those horse teeth was too much to bear. But that was an easier, gentler time, before the worldwide spread of Hollywood Ebola and smut took a diseased turn. Julia’s bitch now pales in comparison to the antics of the Slut Brigade and Dina Lohan too. Full Story