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Taupe and Violet smiling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 15:05:27 July 2, 2008 15:05:27

Taupe and Violet out and about today… and is it just me or is Jennifer Garner a little bigger ‘round the bust area? Jennifer Garner isn’t known for being chesty. These photos should give the bump nuts even more reason to flap, non? Once again, to reiterate, she and Ben Affleck are fine. Full Story

The Taupes are fine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2008 11:17:52 June 30, 2008 11:17:52

And they’re engaging the paps to convince you of it. As I always say – gossip is a buffet. The smut is laid out, your choice what goes on your plate. There were rumours last week that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have found themselves in the Madonna/Guy Ritchie situation. They immediately issued a denial. Full Story

Anything is an improvement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2008 06:42:00 June 25, 2008 06:42:00

After seeing the Worst.Taupe.Ever the other day, plain black looks amazing. Anything but that horrible hermy housefrock. Ew! This is Jennifer Garner leaving a restaurant in Brentwood yesterday. Full Story

Worst. Taupe. Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 09:44:50 June 23, 2008 09:44:50

They say that we are too hard on celebrities… that once in a while, since we are allowed to look like schlubs, celebrities should be allowed to look like schlubs. That we should be more kind and forgiving when they walk around wearing ass. I agree… to a point. Because when we look like schlubs it’s because we’re usually walking the dog at 6 in the morning. Full Story

Ben in Pants, Vi in Stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 07:00:00 June 19, 2008 07:00:00

And Taupe too of course. Taupe is unremarkable. Here’s the family Affleck after eating at a diner yesterday. Ben needs to wear these jeans every day. They look amazing on him. Ben and Jen have been “candid” quite often lately. Almost as though there’s an announcement coming down the pipeline. Full Story

Violet’s First Day!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 05:03:11 June 17, 2008 05:03:11

Ben and Taupe took daughter Violet to her first day at pre-school Monday. Ben was apparently beaming with his nametag on during orientation for the parents while Jen was observed getting a little emotional. Violet meanwhile couldn’t have been more excited. Seriously…Violet is the best. Trading on her dimples is even better. Full Story

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Taupe & Violet please everyone

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 05:30:52 June 13, 2008 05:30:52

Jennifer Garner was never as popular when Alias was ON the air as she has been now that it’s OFF the air. Strange, non? That an actress’s value can increase even when she’s not working? This is the power of the MiniVan Majority. Because Taupe had Violet. And Violet is the cutest, cutest, cutest. Full Story

Ben & Casey at the Salon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 29, 2008 06:11:02 May 29, 2008 06:11:02

Ben and Casey Affleck were in London yesterday promoting Gone Baby Gone and also found time to drop in at The Return of the Salon hosted by Esquire Magazine held at the Sanderson Hotel. My only memory of the Sanderson Hotel is from last summer. We went there for drinks while working on the Diana Concert special, a group of us on the patio, when this woman (a full blown adult) stood up in a hurry after drinking too much and literally, no joke, sprayed puke across our table. Full Story

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The Difference of a Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 08:52:34 May 6, 2008 08:52:34

Last year John Mayer accompanied a tranny  to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Full Story

The Taupes at the White House

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2008 00:14:08 April 28, 2008 00:14:08

A rare appearance in public by Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner – these two usually go to great pains to walk a carpet separately. But they also had the good sense not to pull any celebrity f&ckery at the White House Correspondents’ dinner on Saturday night which is why we were treated to several photos of the couple holding hands arriving at and leaving the event. Full Story

Taupe on the Stump

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2008 07:05:13 March 17, 2008 07:05:13

In Boston this weekend, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner campaigned for Obama, hosting an event at a club called Rumour. I know it’s a conservative theme and a conservative crowd but faaaack… would it kill her not to dress, literally, like a hostess? On second thought – never mind. Full Story